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Thursday, April 29, 2021

Yet the law frowns on using cattle prods


 

20 comments:

  1. If someone did that to me, they would soon find out if it worked rectally.

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  3. ...touch me with one of those and you'll spend the next week tryin' to dig it out of your colon.

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  4. Let one limp wristed liberal try that on me and they'd eat it.
    Mac

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  5. Karen may believe she bought a "Social Distance Zapper" but it will instantly become an anal probe if she hits me with it.

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  6. If you feel the need to use that on me, be prepared to have it shoved up your ass and turned on.
    Daryl

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  7. Way back when electric cattle prods were just a new invention,a school friend was helping his Dad get some farm supplies from the old style agricultural supplies store. You may remember the type, piles of stuff on tables, under the tables and stacked against the wall, and found one table with the new fangled prods. thinking that the contact points were a bit blunt to do much, he poked his Dad in the butt while accidentally hitting the on button, it was hidden under the rubber water shield over the battery, not realizing that it was electric until his dad shrieked and jumped quite a distance! Dad turned, glared blue murder, and just said "Load the Ute" and stormed off to pay.
    After the ute was loaded, my friend went to get in and was told to stay where he was and his dad drove off, leaving him stranded at the store, an hour or so from home!
    When his dad was asked where son was by his mother, she was NOT happy finding that he was left at the store "And can stay there!". She had to go and pick him up as his dad adamantly was not doing it. Things were a little terse for a few days he told me at school later, not too surprising I thought at the time!

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  8. I’m game give it a try!! How does that go, aahhh oh yeah, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    Saber 7

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    1. Indeed. A quick way to get your sheit slapped loose.

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    2. I'm seeing a lot of anal fixation in the comments. From the usual suspects.

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  9. I dare anyone to try that on me or my family.

    I will follow them outside and crush their fucking skull.

    I've had ENOUGH of these stupid idiots.

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  10. "I accept your terms.

    I'll see your 6 foot zapper, and raise you a facefull of 5.3 million scoville heat unit pepper spray!.

    Your move!"

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  11. [rocketride]

    "4.5 Volt zap" You'd have to get the tip into their mouth (or the other end, maybe) for them to even feel it.

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    1. 4.5 volts is three dry cells, run it a few times thru a simple voltage doubler and you are at a kilo volt real easy.
      Daryl

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    2. [rocketride]

      Indeed, but if they actually did that, they'd be advertising the output kiloVoltage, not the input voltage unless they're complete doofuses. There are handheld bug zappers that work like what you describe. They look like tennis racquets with metal strings. 4.5V is a flavor, not a pain stimulus. (OTOH, 9V across the tongue or on a filling is a bit unpleasant.)

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  12. depending o nthe circles you run in, this could be the next big wave of sex toys...

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  13. I have social distance zapper. It's not 4.5 volts though. It's .45 ACP.. . .

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  14. Sounds like a good way for someone to get their ass beat.

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  15. I was asocial wavering on anti-social prior to 'this phase of this Economic Lock-Down'.
    Could not find a need for 99.9999% of humans.
    Would not miss them if they waded into the Mariana Trench at high-noon on a Thursday.

    With this gizmo in hand, they finally have a use!

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