SOUTHWEST RANCHES, Fla. – Courtney Wilson and Shenita Jones invited family and friends to their “dream home and estate” for their weekend wedding celebration: the ceremony Saturday, brunch on Sunday.
There was just one problem: The couple didn't own the 16,300-square-foot (1,500-square-meter) mansion and didn't have permission to use it.
Gibs me dat. I wants it. They only have it because of white privilege and it would be mine if not for systemic racism. I suppose BLM and antifa will be there to burn it down now that the people have been illegitimately refused and dispossessed.
Lemme guess. Another stealth guess the race article. No doubt about it. With a name like Shenita could it be anything other than our darker colored fellow humans. After all it was "God's plan".
I remember when "marriage" was actually a useful institution rather than welfare for roommates. Back when it served to ensure paternity. I wonder how many children these two will be fathering on one another?
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I cannot even imagine the damage this wedding party could cause chimping out in that place.
ReplyDeleteGibs me dat. I wants it. They only have it because of white privilege and it would be mine if not for systemic racism. I suppose BLM and antifa will be there to burn it down now that the people have been illegitimately refused and dispossessed.
ReplyDeletePlantation of the Apes.
ReplyDeleteLemme guess. Another stealth guess the race article. No doubt about it. With a name like Shenita could it be anything other than our darker colored fellow humans. After all it was "God's plan".
ReplyDeleteNemo
No need to guess, Nemo. It they were white, there would be mug shots.
DeleteCourtney Wilson and Shenita Jones getting hitched by squatting in a mansion. I wonder if Shitavious and LaShawnda attended. Sheeeet.
ReplyDeleteWas Auntie Jemima the caterer and Uncle Colt .45 ran the bar?
ReplyDeleteThe tribe that was cast out from all others.
ReplyDeleteProbably a reason, or several, for that.
Should have left it that way.
I remember when "marriage" was actually a useful institution rather than welfare for roommates. Back when it served to ensure paternity. I wonder how many children these two will be fathering on one another?
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