GETTYSBURG, Pa. (AP) - Authorities say a man was rescued after a tree that fell during high winds trapped him inside a portable toilet at Gettysburg National Military Park in south-central Pennsylvania.
Imagine being hit with severe bowel-wrenching diarrhea just as the timber falls trapping you on the throne. Then reaching over only to find the toilet paper roll is out of reach by a 9 inches. You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of a rancid odor. A journey into a wondrous land of stinknation. Next stop, the Toilet Zone!
Imagine being hit with severe bowel-wrenching diarrhea just as the timber falls trapping you on the throne. Then reaching over only to find the toilet paper roll is out of reach by a 9 inches. You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of a rancid odor. A journey into a wondrous land of stinknation. Next stop, the Toilet Zone!
ReplyDeleteMy great-great-great-granddaddy had a shitty day at Gettysburg in July 1863. He was visiting, too.
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