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Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Damn, it sounds like he meant business

LONGVIEW, Wash. — A Happy Valley man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and cyberstalking after he was found outside his ex-girlfriend’s home with a gun, a shovel, pickaxe and hatchet in his vehicle, authorities said.
-Don in Oregon

12 comments:

  1. Not uncommon for a lot of people to have those items in their pickup or jeep while traveling through wooded or mountainous terrain.

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    1. Especially when you're headed into the woods to bury a body. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything like that.

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    2. Maybe the big bag of calcium hydroxide gave him away.

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    3. I was thinking the same thing. I have a shovel, chainsaw, duct tape, and plastic tarp in the back of my pickup 80% of the time.

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  2. Shoot, I have all that plus some rope, a tarp, bow saw, and trash bags in my truck.

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  3. I never go camping without all those. And usually more.

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  4. Sounds like he needed a Jed-Jethro talk. Kids grown? Good man. That one chick wanted out? Cut her loose. Then eat better, clean up, hit some weights a bit for your health because you are descended from barbarians, work on kicking ass at work, be honest with women about what you want, and live like a king while getting ready to be the granddad you were meant to be.

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  5. Great laugh from months ago: Look, if you're gonna call the cops every time you catch me lurking through your bushes, this relationship isn't gonna work.

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    1. She's in your thoughts; you're in her bushes. C'est l'amour, non?

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  6. Great laugh from months ago: Look, if you're gonna call the cops every time you catch me lurking through your bushes, this relationship isn't gonna work.

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  7. Lightweight. Obviously not a Boy Scout.

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  8. Dude, never ever announce your intentions that is how you got caught!!! grayman

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