LONGVIEW, Wash. — A Happy Valley man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and cyberstalking after he was found outside his ex-girlfriend’s home with a gun, a shovel, pickaxe and hatchet in his vehicle, authorities said.
Sounds like he needed a Jed-Jethro talk. Kids grown? Good man. That one chick wanted out? Cut her loose. Then eat better, clean up, hit some weights a bit for your health because you are descended from barbarians, work on kicking ass at work, be honest with women about what you want, and live like a king while getting ready to be the granddad you were meant to be.
Great laugh from months ago: Look, if you're gonna call the cops every time you catch me lurking through your bushes, this relationship isn't gonna work.
Great laugh from months ago: Look, if you're gonna call the cops every time you catch me lurking through your bushes, this relationship isn't gonna work.
Not uncommon for a lot of people to have those items in their pickup or jeep while traveling through wooded or mountainous terrain.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you're headed into the woods to bury a body. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything like that.
DeleteMaybe the big bag of calcium hydroxide gave him away.
DeleteI was thinking the same thing. I have a shovel, chainsaw, duct tape, and plastic tarp in the back of my pickup 80% of the time.
DeleteShoot, I have all that plus some rope, a tarp, bow saw, and trash bags in my truck.
ReplyDeleteI never go camping without all those. And usually more.
ReplyDeleteSounds like he needed a Jed-Jethro talk. Kids grown? Good man. That one chick wanted out? Cut her loose. Then eat better, clean up, hit some weights a bit for your health because you are descended from barbarians, work on kicking ass at work, be honest with women about what you want, and live like a king while getting ready to be the granddad you were meant to be.
ReplyDeleteGreat laugh from months ago: Look, if you're gonna call the cops every time you catch me lurking through your bushes, this relationship isn't gonna work.
ReplyDeleteShe's in your thoughts; you're in her bushes. C'est l'amour, non?
DeleteGreat laugh from months ago: Look, if you're gonna call the cops every time you catch me lurking through your bushes, this relationship isn't gonna work.
ReplyDeleteLightweight. Obviously not a Boy Scout.
ReplyDeleteDude, never ever announce your intentions that is how you got caught!!! grayman
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