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Wednesday, May 26, 2021

She looked happy...

MAY 19--Responding to multiple 911 calls about a naked woman “walking around and jumping in and out of vehicles” at a car dealership, Minnesota cops discovered a nude 35-year-old suspect pleasuring herself while splayed across the floor of a pickup truck, according to a court filing. 

Police dispatchers last Sunday were initially told that the naked woman was sitting alone inside a Pontiac SUV and that she “looked happy and did not appear to be hurt but appeared to possibly be under the influence.”

12 comments:

  1. This one is easy.........she is a 8th grade teacher
    That boy she has been grooming finally put out
    She was simply “reliving the moment”
    Bert

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  2. When the meth sweeps away those feelings of a lifetime of rejection this is what happens.
    Surprised there wasn’t the additional charge of “sexually assault on a batton”

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  3. That’s my old crazy neighbor!!!
    She used to rape my dog!!!
    Weird chick, stay the hell away!!!!!

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  4. And with this post, Mr. Lane began the “guess the STD” game we have all enjoyed over the years.

    👉🏄‍♂️

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  5. I'll have to know the make, model, color, and year of the pickup truck to comment.

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  6. "Over the next hour...Weber...continued to masturbate"

    Dedicated to the task.

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  7. Hey, now, don't ruin the mood.

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  8. "but appeared to possibly be under the influence.”

    Gee, I wonder what their first clue was....

    Tim in AK

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  9. There goes that new car smell...

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  10. I guess she really likes that new car smell.

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  11. That's a sad ass meat bag. OG

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  12. [rocketride]

    No, she looked 'rode hard and put up wet'.

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