MAY 18--A South Carolina man doused his girlfriend with a bucket of urine during an argument early today in the couple’s apartment, police report.
Responding to a 3:15 AM disturbance call, Myrtle Beach cops spoke with the 27-year-old victim, who “did have urine soaked clothing,” according to an incident report.
This: "The report does not address why Funnye opts to urinate in a bucket." and this: "The couple, the victim told police, have dated for four years and began living together about five months ago. An online wedding planner indicates that the pair is engaged, with Funnye having proposed at Walmart."... ...pretty much tells the reader all they need to know about the backstory on this lovely couple.
I mean, doesn't everyone have a bucket of piss in their home, and isn't Walmart the perfect place to propose to your beloved?
Who the hell has a bucket of piss hanging around???
ReplyDeleteDude! Just dump her and move on!
A "bucket" of urine? That requires planning....not something you can do on a moments notice, I don't care how much beer you drink.
ReplyDeleteStop dating ex cons.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I just feel that conflict resolution counseling simply won't work for these two. OG
ReplyDeleteThis: "The report does not address why Funnye opts to urinate in a bucket."
ReplyDeleteand this: "The couple, the victim told police, have dated for four years and began living together about five months ago. An online wedding planner indicates that the pair is engaged, with Funnye having proposed at Walmart."...
...pretty much tells the reader all they need to know about the backstory on this lovely couple.
I mean, doesn't everyone have a bucket of piss in their home, and isn't Walmart the perfect place to propose to your beloved?
Tim in AK
I think it all started with the Walmart proposal and the cigar band engagement ring.
ReplyDelete"Piss be upon you, beeyoch!"
ReplyDeleteLooks like he didn't give a shit, but piss on it!
ReplyDeleteShe is 27 he is 61 he has the biggest dick or the fattest bank account, or both!!!grayman
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