#3 - That damn ice cream truck music. Without fail, when I decide to sit out on my front porch with a cigar and a shot of Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey, he comes cruising slowly down the street. All the neighbors have rug rats. They congregate right in front of my house. He doesn't turn off Farmer In The Dell while he sells them their ice cream. Bastard.
16) Had emergency eye surgery wide awake in January. Too soon. Much too soon. 17) Had to think about it for a minute. Would have come to me a lot quicker back when I was an international arms dealer in the Mid East. (You probably think I'm kidding).
No# 3. Grandma was an old school teacher, from a one room school house in ND. Dad had her old handheld bell from those days. Bell sounded exactly like the ice cream trucks bell in our old neighborhood.
Id stand out on the front porch and ring that thing madly for a few, then run inside and watch from the picture window as all the kids in the neighborhood would run out too the street.
#5 - God also created arsenic, cyanide, the benzene ring, all sorts of poisonous and venomous and just down-right dangerous animals, cliffs (the better to throw people off of), heroin, coca and on and on.
So... does that mean God frowns upon us not using all those dangerous things, too?
Beans, all those things are used - for their intended purpose, mostly. Except heroin, mankind synthesized that shit. Relax, buddy, God isn't out to get you. Grandpa
#3 - That damn ice cream truck music. Without fail, when I decide to sit out on my front porch with a cigar and a shot of Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey, he comes cruising slowly down the street. All the neighbors have rug rats. They congregate right in front of my house. He doesn't turn off Farmer In The Dell while he sells them their ice cream. Bastard.
ReplyDelete16) Had emergency eye surgery wide awake in January. Too soon. Much too soon.
ReplyDelete17) Had to think about it for a minute. Would have come to me a lot quicker back when I was an international arms dealer in the Mid East. (You probably think I'm kidding).
#'s 4,6 & 9 sure stood out today. But all in all this was a pretty stellar effort
ReplyDelete#20, good advice for Michael Brown, just a little too late.
ReplyDelete#20
ReplyDeleteFunny that
It works BOTH ways................bitch
It didn't for Michael Brown lol.
DeleteI have no problem with dead criminals or their fanbois
ReplyDelete18 - Himalayan sea salt. Pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteNo# 3. Grandma was an old school teacher, from a one room school house in ND. Dad had her old handheld bell from those days. Bell sounded exactly like the ice cream trucks bell in our old neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteId stand out on the front porch and ring that thing madly for a few, then run inside and watch from the picture window as all the kids in the neighborhood would run out too the street.
17 for the win.
ReplyDelete#14- Gotta admit, I get the same look on my face.
ReplyDelete#9... All I could think of when I saw it was... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpGn37Svp6I
ReplyDelete"So who fired Twice?"
"Once."
#5 - God also created arsenic, cyanide, the benzene ring, all sorts of poisonous and venomous and just down-right dangerous animals, cliffs (the better to throw people off of), heroin, coca and on and on.
ReplyDeleteSo... does that mean God frowns upon us not using all those dangerous things, too?
oh ffs
DeleteBeans, all those things are used - for their intended purpose, mostly. Except heroin, mankind synthesized that shit. Relax, buddy, God isn't out to get you.
DeleteGrandpa
If the libs can say when a cop dies in the line of duty, "well, he knew the risks"
ReplyDeleteIt's appropriate to say the same when a thug gets the slug - he knew the risks of being a thug criminal *shrug*
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