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Friday, May 28, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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12 comments:

  1. #14.. ehh, yes I can build a house, I can wire it up, plumb it, and tile the floors too. Shit, I can even cut down the trees and mill the wood on a mobile mill should I choose to invest in one.

    #20 sounds like something I would do.

    -arc

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    1. re: #14: "I can also jack off instead. Now you wanna make that sandwich or not?"

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  2. #4 - Called the Death Erection. Happens mostly with hanging victims. They can have a boner for days after dying.

    Just sayin'...

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  3. I'm tryin' #10 tomorrow, if I didn't have some fat pork chops ready to go on the grill I'd try it tonight!

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    1. Starker here...

      #10 Damn, why didn't I think of that??

      Yeah, I'm definitely making them too.

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  4. Stealing #15

    Tim in AK

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  5. #17. Not always
    JD

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  6. No 14, If a woman did ask me that, my reply would be, yes I can bitch.

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  7. 14 No, but I can buy one. Can you change a tire?

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  8. #20-fuck around and find out, martians.

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  9. #20 and I lived to tell about it.

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