#14.. ehh, yes I can build a house, I can wire it up, plumb it, and tile the floors too. Shit, I can even cut down the trees and mill the wood on a mobile mill should I choose to invest in one.
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#15 for the win!
ReplyDelete#14.. ehh, yes I can build a house, I can wire it up, plumb it, and tile the floors too. Shit, I can even cut down the trees and mill the wood on a mobile mill should I choose to invest in one.
ReplyDelete#20 sounds like something I would do.
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re: #14: "I can also jack off instead. Now you wanna make that sandwich or not?"
Delete#4 - Called the Death Erection. Happens mostly with hanging victims. They can have a boner for days after dying.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'...
I'm tryin' #10 tomorrow, if I didn't have some fat pork chops ready to go on the grill I'd try it tonight!
ReplyDeleteStarker here...
Delete#10 Damn, why didn't I think of that??
Yeah, I'm definitely making them too.
Stealing #15
ReplyDeleteTim in AK
#17. Not always
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No 14, If a woman did ask me that, my reply would be, yes I can bitch.
ReplyDelete14 No, but I can buy one. Can you change a tire?
ReplyDelete#20-fuck around and find out, martians.
ReplyDelete#20 and I lived to tell about it.
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