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Tuesday, May 04, 2021

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

MELBOURNE, Fla. – A shirtless 19-year-old man knocked on apartment doors with a knife in each hand Tuesday morning before making his way into an apartment and telling officers he is a “world famous wrestler,” according to the Melbourne Police Department.

4 comments:

  1. Another basement dwelling, dickless, idiot. Ohio Guy

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  2. Ask me, again, why, if I'm wearing pants, I'm armed.

    Go on.....

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  3. Eyes going bad. I first read the lead as "A shiftless 19-year-old man..."

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  4. Too bad he wasn't shot while resisting arrest.

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