Friday, June 11, 2021

"Fuck you, Tommy, I'm calling the cops"

OROVILLE (CBS13) – A man arrested on Monday is accused of robbing a store he used to work at and assaulting an employee with an aluminum baseball bat, the Oroville Police Department announced. 

Authorities said 35-year-old Thomas Ray Bauguess, III, entered a Food Express on Montgomery Street at around 1 a.m. on May 24 demanding money and gas from the clerk. The clerk recognized Bauguess, refusing his demands and asking him to leave.


  1. Not the sharpest tool in the shed

  2. And Oroville ain't a very big shed.

  3. He's lucky he's in Commiefornia or someone carrying would have popped his ass.


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