Here's the song to go with that pair o' pairs. It's kinda long At abpout 4:20 there's a line about a 'buyin' a Desert Eagle,big ole pistol, .50 caliber, made by bad-ass Hebrews', and at 5:20, that's Ruthanne and Lynn, come down from Baxter Springs. Well they're second cousins, just wanna get between 'em with a big ole hardon you could hang a 5 rail gate from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8
"Choctaw Bingo' by James McMurtry. James's father Larry wrote "Lonesome Dove" and "The Last Picture Show" among others. James also wrote the song Levelland about the actual town in Texas. Best description of life on the Llano Estacada I've ever heard.
Even better I have been to the strip bar years ago and have driven hwy69/75 hundreds of times. Just before Atoka is a historical marker where Bonnie and Clyde had a shootout and killed the deputy marshall.
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the wind comes right behind the rain. Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
Quick Story. Two years ago my step daughter decided to attend my old alma mater (UGA) for college. I was able to get hold of some football tickets for a home game so she could see the fun she was in for. Apparently, since I was last there in the 80's, they renovated the stadium. The stair cases going up to the upper levels are "open". I looked up and voila, college upskirts the ENTIRE length of the stairwell. Did you know that college girls AND their moms nowadays hardly wear any panties. Anyhow, let's just say I had to do multiple food runs during that game in order to inspect the renovations on more than one occasion.
Here's the song to go with that pair o' pairs. It's kinda long At abpout 4:20 there's a line about a 'buyin' a Desert Eagle,big ole pistol, .50 caliber, made by bad-ass Hebrews', and at 5:20, that's Ruthanne and Lynn, come down from Baxter Springs. Well they're second cousins, just wanna get between 'em with a big ole hardon you could hang a 5 rail gate from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8
ReplyDelete"Choctaw Bingo' by James McMurtry. James's father Larry wrote "Lonesome Dove" and "The Last Picture Show" among others. James also wrote the song Levelland about the actual town in Texas. Best description of life on the Llano Estacada I've ever heard.
DeleteExcellent song....once you get McMurtry's song in your head, it takes a couple days to fade away...
DeleteEven better I have been to the strip bar years ago and have driven hwy69/75 hundreds of times. Just before Atoka is a historical marker where Bonnie and Clyde had a shootout and killed the deputy marshall.
Deleteps. Not a sooner but the sooner chicks do dress a little trashier than ours so they have that going for them.
DeleteI never knew OKLAHOMA was spelled with double D's... OKLADDHOMA. Nice.
ReplyDeleteTypical liberal infiltrates looking for some gullibles to milk dry before moving on to the next suker.
ReplyDeleteOklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
ReplyDeleteAnd the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
Daryl
Sing it to the tune of Steel Guitar Rag.
DeleteGrain fed on the left, grass fed on the right.
ReplyDeletemmmmmm boobies
ReplyDeleteQuick Story. Two years ago my step daughter decided to attend my old alma mater (UGA) for college. I was able to get hold of some football tickets for a home game so she could see the fun she was in for. Apparently, since I was last there in the 80's, they renovated the stadium. The stair cases going up to the upper levels are "open". I looked up and voila, college upskirts the ENTIRE length of the stairwell. Did you know that college girls AND their moms nowadays hardly wear any panties. Anyhow, let's just say I had to do multiple food runs during that game in order to inspect the renovations on more than one occasion.
ReplyDeleteWellp... so much for the "Fuckin' Okies" header...
ReplyDelete"Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!" - Ruprecht
ReplyDelete“Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?”
DeleteWhen I grew up in Oklahoma, only hookers dressed like that.
ReplyDeleteThe game day attire of the female college population is a great thing about the tailgate areas on Saturdays down South...
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