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Tuesday, June 01, 2021

I'm guessing she brought him a vegetarian pizza

MAY 24--A Florida Man yesterday struck his daughter in the face with a slice of pizza, resulting in his arrest for battery, police report. 

Cops responding to a disturbance call at the victim’s Vero Beach home discovered the 20-year-old with “what looked to be tomato sauce on the left side of her face.” Inside the residence’s front door, the ground was “covered with pizza toppings,” according to an arrest affidavit. 
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2 comments:

  1. Bear Claw Chris LappJune 1, 2021 at 6:32 AM

    More to this story, sounds like one of those I fucked up piece offering he was delivering.

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  2. BruceJune 1, 2021 at 8:11 AM

    FFS, she called the police? It's a good thing he didn't push half a grapefruit against her cheek, he would have been deemed The Public Enemy.
    (For you youngsters, this is a reference to the classic 1931 James Cagney movie. In it, he smashes half a grapefruit into Mae Clarke's face as they argue at the breakfast table).

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