As satisfying as that was, it was also very bad for all involved.
Unlike in the movies where you can break a bottle over someones head and everyone goes home none the less for wear, real life is not the movies. Real glass bottles are harder than your skull. If you break one over someones head, you are likely to kill them. Then what? He's dead and you're locked up in prison.
A childhood friend of mine's father was killed in just such a way when some goober broke a beer bottle over his head in a bar. He was killed instantly. The other guy went to prison for second degree murder.
All I got was month in county (scrounging up bail money) and 10 yrs deferred adjudication, but only had to serve 1/3. Getting my point across-Priceless!
Accidents always happen. It's part of life. Fortunately for me, I learned something from a full unopened beer bottle crashing across the bridge of my nose. Some folks though...Ohio Guy
And that folks is how the bitch needs to be dealt with. With force and finality, open your hole and have your eyes closed. Fuck em.
ReplyDelete-Bert
Tis what happens when folks on edge constantly and a twit bugs you.
ReplyDeleteIn todays day and age,unless someone being hurt ect.,mind your own fucking business.
Some people would say I am a bad for laughing.
ReplyDeleteI loved the comment at the end, "Well that shut him up, didn't it."
Love it, “fuck off” smack!!! Thats how its done folks. Mind your own fucking business.
ReplyDeleteHe should have been whacked just for his perpetuation of victimhood. Nice shot, bud.
ReplyDelete~Unclezip
The best part is the guy's comment at the end!
ReplyDeleteGoodonya, mate.
ReplyDeletedayum!
ReplyDeleteSouth Park-Cripple Fight!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeWMwrdFBw0
I've seen most South Parks, but not that one! Too funny.
DeleteOne of the better shows ever made!
Laughed myself to tears. Ohio Guy
DeleteAnd that, my friends, is how it's done.
ReplyDeleteFinally!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Hopefully he goes to jail for this.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you got daddy issues.
DeleteThat would be ok too I suppose, just wake him up first so he can get the full experience. Ohio Guy
DeleteRight after karen gets out of hospital with stitches.
DeleteThat big mouth could be what landed him in that chair in the first place.
ReplyDeleteChoose your battles carefully
ReplyDeleteAs satisfying as that was, it was also very bad for all involved.
ReplyDeleteUnlike in the movies where you can break a bottle over someones head and everyone goes home none the less for wear, real life is not the movies. Real glass bottles are harder than your skull. If you break one over someones head, you are likely to kill them. Then what? He's dead and you're locked up in prison.
A childhood friend of mine's father was killed in just such a way when some goober broke a beer bottle over his head in a bar. He was killed instantly. The other guy went to prison for second degree murder.
All I got was month in county (scrounging up bail money) and 10 yrs deferred adjudication, but only had to serve 1/3. Getting my point across-Priceless!
DeleteAccidents always happen. It's part of life. Fortunately for me, I learned something from a full unopened beer bottle crashing across the bridge of my nose. Some folks though...Ohio Guy
DeleteI hope he didn't kill the other guy, but still - I laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteAnd my soul is refreshed. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteDayum... Hope he didn't kill him.
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