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Thursday, June 03, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. greggBCJune 3, 2021 at 2:03 PM

    I keep an old baseball tucked into the glove also.

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    1. stormsailor1981June 3, 2021 at 5:53 PM

      i keep an ar with a twin 30, 60 rd mag dump beside mine. never had a problem, lol.

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    2. KenJune 4, 2021 at 1:05 AM

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlqvmEqr4_U

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  2. PaulJune 3, 2021 at 2:20 PM

    Cows. Silently chewing cud is the image I most often have.

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  3. John the RiverJune 3, 2021 at 2:42 PM

    #20 F'ing A!

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  4. TsquaredJune 3, 2021 at 2:50 PM

    #17 Good one. I had a co-worker dip habanero peppers in chocolate for a company Halloween party. He also had chocolate dipped strawberries, cherries, and pineapple. All 4 plates were quickly emptied.

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    1. MMinWAJune 4, 2021 at 9:05 AM

      When I used to prepare food for openings or showings in my studio, we'd put out weird and crappy appetizers & dips. People would gobble them up. Ghost chile or plain mustard dips, fire roasted serranos, a bowl of ketchup...gone.

      We called them front end loaders.

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  5. RoJune 3, 2021 at 3:24 PM

    #19 for the win..

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  6. MikeyJune 3, 2021 at 3:48 PM

    There is so much truth in this group of postings.

    2) My family does get tired of me asking "is that a bomb?" every time a package gets dropped off. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean it's not a bomb.

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  7. FormerlibJune 3, 2021 at 3:48 PM

    #19. "Smile for the birdie . . ."

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  8. samooreJune 3, 2021 at 3:59 PM

    #1:
    I used to carry an aluminum bat in the back seat, but wised up and replaced it with my golf clubs. A lob wedge is just a little longer, and most of the weight is at the end.

    #10:

    TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE & TRUE

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  9. Henk VandenberghJune 3, 2021 at 4:04 PM

    #10:
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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  10. snuffyJune 3, 2021 at 4:18 PM

    #8 TENS unit. Better. Y'all can thank me later.

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    1. Ned EastwoodJune 3, 2021 at 5:34 PM

      It causes the muscles to contract and release, brilliant. The guy that made that one must have forgotten about the fact that he is plugged into her and moisture makes things more conducive.

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    2. millerizedJune 3, 2021 at 5:34 PM

      Oh. Hell. Yeah.
      And use coconut oil as a lube.
      You're welcome.

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  11. BogsidebunnyJune 3, 2021 at 4:25 PM

    #8: Not recommended while getting a blow job.

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  12. AnonymousJune 3, 2021 at 6:30 PM

    [rocketride]

    You might not be able to use 'Mr. Happy'for his original purpose, but at least she'll be able to read in bed by his glow.

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  13. AnonymousJune 3, 2021 at 8:01 PM

    #7 Yeah, my wife watches that stuff constantly. It's all crap to me.

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  14. waitingForTheStormJune 4, 2021 at 7:44 AM

    #15. My postscript to every resignation letter I have ever written (half dozen or so):

    I make everyone happy. Some when I arrive, some when I leave. I trust I have satisfied everybody now.

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