Where bad choices make good stories
16 - Remember this brilliant ad campaign?https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Popeyes-Unveils-%E2%80%98Emotional-Support-Chicken%E2%80%99-For-Holiday-Travelers-678x381.jpg
16) My normal order at Chicken express is 4 tenders with a biscuit but the girl at the drive through likes me. Last time my 4 piece was a 9 piece with extra fries. She always gives me extra food. Maybe she doesn't like me and is trying to kill me. Not sure.
One time I put young Amy in for employee of the quarter at Mickey D’s The next time I rolled through the drive-through all I ordered was a few cheeseburgers and a fry I threw the small bag on the passenger seat and was ready to takeoff when young Amy told me to wait a second she made a mistake I handed her the small bag back and waited I didn’t know that Mickey D’s actually had one of those giant shopping bags with handles She filled it up to the top with five or 6 twenty piece Mc nuggets, 7 or 8 quarter pounder‘s w/cheese, 9 Apple Pies and lots moreI guess a little Amy got employee of the quarter❗️
I see what you did there - well done
#2: diet coke and Mentos.
freeze the Mentos in ice. time delayed bottle burp.
#14 Why is she at a hospital? All shes gotta do is reach up there with scissors and cut it off
[rocketride]She obviously 'thought' she was going to be keeping some of it. Nope.
#6. Man I had to take the top of the tank off to get the damn thing to flush. I would've panicked if that didn't work
#6: Been there, done that and paid the plumber bill.
#7 SWEET TRANSVESTITES❗️
From Transexual Transylvania. Though I gotta say, Tim Curry looked a lot better than these boys...
[Ogrrre] commented on Ellie Marino's post: "Why does VS think that a bull-dyke and a bunch of delusional men would be a good marketing strategy for intimate clothing supposed to appeal to heterosexual customers?". It got me 30 more days in Farcebook jail. :D
#2. Light Arabian Crude when combined with the bare minerals steel and flint.
#5. The way things have been over the last year I honestly can't tell if this is not legit, really.
I know, huh?
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