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Thursday, June 24, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. 16 - Remember this brilliant ad campaign?
    https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Popeyes-Unveils-%E2%80%98Emotional-Support-Chicken%E2%80%99-For-Holiday-Travelers-678x381.jpg

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  2. 16) My normal order at Chicken express is 4 tenders with a biscuit but the girl at the drive through likes me. Last time my 4 piece was a 9 piece with extra fries. She always gives me extra food. Maybe she doesn't like me and is trying to kill me. Not sure.

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    1. One time I put young Amy in for employee of the quarter at Mickey D’s The next time I rolled through the drive-through all I ordered was a few cheeseburgers and a fry I threw the small bag on the passenger seat and was ready to takeoff when young Amy told me to wait a second she made a mistake
      I handed her the small bag back and waited I didn’t know that Mickey D’s actually had one of those giant shopping bags with handles She filled it up to the top with five or 6 twenty piece Mc nuggets, 7 or 8 quarter pounder‘s w/cheese, 9 Apple Pies and lots more
      I guess a little Amy got employee of the quarter❗️

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    1. freeze the Mentos in ice. time delayed bottle burp.

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  4. #14 Why is she at a hospital? All shes gotta do is reach up there with scissors and cut it off

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    1. [rocketride]

      She obviously 'thought' she was going to be keeping some of it. Nope.

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  5. #6. Man I had to take the top of the tank off to get the damn thing to flush. I would've panicked if that didn't work

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  6. #6: Been there, done that and paid the plumber bill.

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    1. From Transexual Transylvania.
      Though I gotta say, Tim Curry looked a lot better than these boys...

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    2. [Ogrrre] commented on Ellie Marino's post: "Why does VS think that a bull-dyke and a bunch of delusional men would be a good marketing strategy for intimate clothing supposed to appeal to heterosexual customers?". It got me 30 more days in Farcebook jail. :D

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  8. #2. Light Arabian Crude when combined with the bare minerals steel and flint.

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  9. #5. The way things have been over the last year I honestly can't tell if this is not legit, really.

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