In Moab, UT, the sign at the McDonalds says Now Hiring $18/hr. They can't find workers but no can move there an live on that wage these days. SLC only pays $12/hr.
Can someone explain #17 to me? Mine look like that because I smoke non-filters and I'm always using the bottom of a bic to put out the smoldering remains in the ash tray.
# 18 Feed me a damn "Impossible Whopper " and If I find out who is responsible I will fuck you up . If I eat anything with any soy I get sick as hell. I will not eat at B.K. because they cook them al on the same grill and I will not take a chance on cross contamination the people working at B.K. and places like it are not the cream of the employment crop , and god only knows what ends up in your meal .
#4 is legally grey depending on the state. Realtors in some states do not need to disclose haunting, murder, or suicide but if you ask, you just might have grounds to sue them if they lie to you and you can prove it.
In other states, if the seller believes ghosts inhabit the house then they are required to tell the buyer; Meth, violent crime, etc. It's called "Stigmatized property" and it defiantly affects the property value.
#20 For the win.
ReplyDelete20. I always heard, Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
ReplyDeleteSame here!
DeleteHell, I'm deaf, and I didn't hear that . .
Delete#3 has got me laughing my azz off!!
ReplyDeleteIn Moab, UT, the sign at the McDonalds says Now Hiring $18/hr. They can't find workers but no can move there an live on that wage these days. SLC only pays $12/hr.
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain #17 to me? Mine look like that because I smoke non-filters and I'm always using the bottom of a bic to put out the smoldering remains in the ash tray.
ReplyDeleteThat comes from tamping down a lit bowl of weed.
DeleteDude... First thing about bong etiquette is don't talk about bong etiquette.
DeleteGotta git all those unroasted edges of the pipe into the embers so you can load a freshie!!
DeleteMine looks like that!!!grayman
Delete#5 - A '60 Buick Electra. Nope, not strong enough. Mom and I switch places, she finished driving us home. Being a farm kid from '30s paid off.
ReplyDeleteLosing power steering is no worse than a Farmall tractor with no hydraulics and a crank. Ask me how I know...
Delete# 18 Feed me a damn "Impossible Whopper " and If I find out who is responsible I will fuck you up . If I eat anything with any soy I get sick as hell. I will not eat at B.K. because they cook them al on the same grill and I will not take a chance on cross contamination the people working at B.K. and places like it are not the cream of the employment crop , and god only knows what ends up in your meal .
ReplyDelete#16.... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Boy be doing some bad drugs to cum up with that scenario.
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# 19, they ALL have multiple personalities.
ReplyDelete#4 is legally grey depending on the state. Realtors in some states do not need to disclose haunting, murder, or suicide but if you ask, you just might have grounds to sue them if they lie to you and you can prove it.
ReplyDeleteIn other states, if the seller believes ghosts inhabit the house then they are required to tell the buyer; Meth, violent crime, etc. It's called "Stigmatized property" and it defiantly affects the property value.
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#3
ReplyDeleteI don't get the joke.
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ReplyDeleteOne minute you're young and fun, and the next you're predicting the weather with your good knee and climate with the bad one.
The Immortal Jimi Hendrix.
ReplyDeleteVeteran. Patriot.Rocker.
The king is dead. Long live the king
He was a paratrooper as I recall.
DeleteGreat selection
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