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Sunday, June 27, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 27, 2021 at 2:50 PM

    Sadly, #19 is on point. Nemo

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  2. STxARJune 27, 2021 at 4:11 PM

    #9 Some people would need an instruction manual to actuate a nocturnal emission.

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  3. AnonymousJune 27, 2021 at 9:50 PM

    [rocketride]

    Jeez. How many atheists own Christians, anyway?

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  4. TRIBJune 27, 2021 at 9:58 PM

    #6Hey millennials, the new Tik Tok is shaving your ass crack. #11 cheaper to buy stinger missles

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    1. John the RiverJune 28, 2021 at 8:40 AM

      Quite right, the mujahideen didn't have F-15's, they had stingers. That is the correct response to Slow Joe.

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  5. MartinFromGermanyJune 28, 2021 at 1:54 AM

    This stuff is so good I had to steal some of it.
    Thank you for making the internet a better place.

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  6. WaltJune 28, 2021 at 5:59 AM

    #5 is really being unfair to the poor hyena...

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  7. LargeMargeJune 28, 2021 at 4:38 PM

    Sixteen:
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    The slum-trash rule for names requires the opening 'La' and the closing 'inesha'.
    Examples:
    * LaSkuaninesha.
    * LaExcremetinesha.

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  8. Tench CoxeJune 29, 2021 at 9:10 AM

    #16
    My daughter was in school, in the early 90's, with a kid whose mother had named him, Shithead. It was intended to be pronounced Shi Thead, but it in reality; it was pronounced, by his class mates, exactly as you would imagine.

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