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Thursday, June 17, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

JUNE 8--Responding to a 9:10 AM tip about a couple trysting in a Florida park, a patrolman discovered a man performing a sex act on his girlfriend within the “children’s crawling tunnel” at Pocahontas Park in Vero Beach, according to an arrest affidavit. 

When the cop arrived at the park Friday morning, he reported observing Sharon Finlay, 52, “laying on her back face up, with her jean shorts pulled around her ankles (nude) with her legs spread apart and vagina exposed.”
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6 comments:

  1. WiscoDaveJune 17, 2021 at 5:53 AM

    #1 A BLACK GUY?!
    #2 Obviously NOT Batman and Catwoman
    #3 He's not a Hero. "Heroes don't do that."

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  2. BogsidebunnyJune 17, 2021 at 6:35 AM

    Generally, Black folk don't eat nothing unless you can deep fry it, Mayor Lightfoot is an exception to that rule since she devours white clam daily.

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  3. BobJune 17, 2021 at 8:13 AM

    Aren't they teaching 2nd graders how to do that these days in some places?

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  4. TRIBJune 17, 2021 at 8:51 AM

    what no video?

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  5. LargeMargeJune 18, 2021 at 2:23 AM

    Anatomy lesson:
    * vagina is the interior sexual area... and it can be examined by using a speculum.
    .
    * exterior sex organs include the vulva, occasionally visible to passers-by and employees of TheBureauOfJustifyingOurExistence.

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