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Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — It was the last thing Marina Franco expected to see when she stepped outside of her Port St. Lucie, Florida, home Friday afternoon. 

“I see this man barefoot, handcuffed on the back of his body, yelling for help,” she said. 

The man turned out to be Franco’s neighbor. 
The person who had handcuffed him was dressed like a police officer. 
The neighbor begged Franco to call 911.

7 comments:

  1. Fucked around on Craigslist personals and found out. Lucky he didn't wake up with ball gag and a sticky wicky!

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  2. We can all expect that democrats will announce that pretending to be a cop is a newly discovered 'gender' and will have to be accepted by society.

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  3. His days in jail must be brutal on this fucker

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  4. 5'1" and 300 pounds? That's one fat cop! I'm 6'2 and 310 and I'm, um, pretty husky.

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  5. Cops aren't wearing masks in Florida anymore. That should have been his first clue.

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  6. "he was wearing a mask"

    That got me for a sec but then I figured they're talking about the stupid face diapers Fauci said not to wear, then TO wear, then told his friend via email not to bother wearing on a vacation trip, then told everyone else they HAD to wear... Those masks.

    Also, smart lady, if the handcuffed dude is asking you to call the police, it's pretty fucking obvious he's not running scared because of the fucking police. Slap yourself. Then do it again.

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