Wonder no more!
A Florida Man whose rap sheet includes more than a dozen drug convictions was arrested last month after jailers discovered four “crystal rocks” of methamphetamine stored inside the defendant’s “penis skin,” according to an arrest affidavit.
It is the new version. No more "crack" cocaine. This is now "flap" cocaine. Or, maybe, "fap" cocaine. The possibilities are endless.
ReplyDeleteHe's nothing more than a dick head.
ReplyDeleteShaft Bang Adams. Can you dig it?
ReplyDelete"Adams, seen above, was charged with possession of meth and introducing contraband into a penal institution, both felonies" Correction: Strike "penal" and change to "penis".
ReplyDeleteBrings new meaning to get your rocks off!
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During the jail intake process, Adams was subjected to a strip search during which a correctional officer reported finding “4 crystal rocks white in color inside the ‘penis skin’ of Mr. Adams.”
ReplyDeleteHow bad did the corrections officer have to screw up to catch that detail?
Four-skin.
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