Arrest warrants were issued this week for Kaitlyn Van Dorn, 33, and her partner, Blake Pavey, 34, in connection with a Jan. 8 incident involving a child not breathing.
When first responders arrived, Van Dorn told Sarasota County sheriff’s deputies that while on a neighborhood walk, the child picked up an unknown object from the ground and put it in his mouth. The child then began stumbling and became limp before losing consciousness.
First of all, lamest excuse ever.
ReplyDeleteSecond, WHAT PIECE OF SHIT PARENT LETS THEIR KID PICK SOMETHING OFF THE GROUND AND PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH?!?!
Pretty much every parent ever? Kids do that. There's only two ways to prevent it: 1. make sure they're NEVER anyplace where they can pick ANYTHING up, because they WILL put it in their mouth, without fail. 2. Stand over them CONSTANTLY.
DeleteNeither option is actually possible.
I agree with the lame excuse. The kid got hold of the parent's dope, and they will just saying anything to not be responsible for the overdose.
ReplyDeleteNo parent "lets" their children pick up stuff and and put it in their mouth. The kids just do it. That's 100% of one-year-olds, since forever. They're faster than you think, and you can't stop it. The best you can do childproof your house of fragile and dangerous stuff.
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It's what kids do! Ants, grasshoppers, dog sh*t, whatever... into the hand and into the mouth that quick.
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If they proved that the 3 were in their home when the call was made, then fine, arrest the parents, but to arrest a parent because a 1 year old picked up off of the ground and put in his mouth? Bullshit, like was said above, kids will pick up anything and eat it. My nickname when i was a kid wasn't 'dirt man' for no reason.
ReplyDeleteWOW the many that do NOT read the link just go with the headline and first paragraph!!!grayman
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