Monday, June 14, 2021

Yummy in her tummy

A woman has been arrested in Brazil on suspicion of killing her husband before cutting his penis off and cooking. 

Dayane Cristina Rodrigues Machado, 33, was arrested by police in the Brazilian city of Sao Goncalo - across the Guanabara Bay from Rio de Janeiro - on of June 7. 

Officers were called to the couple's house in the neighbourhood of Santa Catarina and found the victim's lifeless, naked and mutilated body inside.


  1. Psycho chichs, we've all had them.

  2. What the fuk is wrong with these people!?!? Doesn't she know that avacado oil has a higher smoke point and provides a clean nutty flavor? Some peoples children!

    1. The wrong meat was collected if a “nutty” type flavor was being sought. Simply an observation, it is NOT a menu suggestion!

  3. Meatless Monday heh-heh.

  4. Thanks Kenny! You made my breakfast Cheerios come back up for lunch.

  5. Wait, isn't this an old Irish joke? Something along the lines of ...

    And after Paddy's funeral, Father Murphy was talking with Bridgett in the kitchen while she pulled something out of the stew pot and arranged it on a bed of boiled cabbage. To his horror he realized it was a penis!
    "In God's name Bridgett, is that Paddy's willy you've got there?"
    "Sure and it is Father. All his life I had to eat it his way, and now I'll eat it mine."


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