# FOR me soccer IS horseshit. The ONLY time I played was 9th grade year. I got kicked in the nuts more times by my own player's in FRIGGIN PRACTICE. SOCCER SUCKS!
#5 ain’t funny. I hit myself in the middle of my forehead just above the eyebrows. All because I got pissed playing putt putt and whacked the shit out of the ball and it hit the structure entrance made of concrete and promptly hit me at almost the same force. Nearly knocked myself out and I had a huge whelp with red dimples for about 3 days. MadMarlin
Welcome back, buddy. Don't ever do that again.
ReplyDelete#7: will the breaking of that window be included in this 'stealing $950 per person per store per day is OK' number in kalifornia? If so, he's scr.w.d.
ReplyDeleteDamage to property is Criminal Mischief (in TX; I'm sure CA has something similar, maybe not by the same name), so not Theft.
DeleteEntering a structure with intent to commit theft is burglary in CA anyway. Of course, they're too pussy to charge it as it is.
DeleteCan't be Kalifornia. Why would he run?
Delete#3 ~ normally I would not laugh but that little guy learned a very important lesson early in life … plus it was just damn funny.
ReplyDelete#2, happens every year and then the local fire dept has to come and save them. #7 I wonder if that killed him?
ReplyDeleteProbably not, I'd say. It's safety glass, so he didn't get his fool neck sliced, and I doubt he hit it hard enough to do more than knock him out.
DeleteWe can hope, though!
I hope you had an enjoyable break from the usual.
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#3 - You'll shoot yer dick off, kid...
ReplyDelete#3 STUPID has a way of coming to the front. Bet he thinks about the next thing he shoots with a rubber band?
ReplyDelete#9 JOE COOL....ah no justa FOOL!
ReplyDelete# FOR me soccer IS horseshit. The ONLY time I played was 9th grade year. I got kicked in the nuts more times by my own player's in FRIGGIN PRACTICE. SOCCER SUCKS!
ReplyDeleteTell me about it! In the UK it has been compulsory in school since forever. I can't tell you how much I loath it.
Delete#8 - The girl that got hit actually did her job and prevented the goal. Probably could have done it differently but she got it done.
ReplyDeleteWent to a Top Golf once, a few years ago. A vendor-sponsored "night out" with free "golf", food, and drink.
ReplyDeleteToo many people like her there. Never been back.
#7. LOL! I love how the door slides open for him after the fact.
ReplyDelete#3 From future father to ballet dancer in 3...2...1
ReplyDelete#2. Put down the camera and go save the ducks.
ReplyDelete#7. Run until something makes you stop.
#3 - So that's how they teach Irish dancing! Good to start 'em young, too.
ReplyDeleteUpon further reflection, too much upper body movement and not enough bend in the knees. That's why they have to start so young, I guess...
Delete#3 - Young Fred Astaire. So THAT'S how he learned!
ReplyDelete#3 is a lesson every guy has to learn -- usually the hard way (and most often the stupid way)!!!
ReplyDelete#5 ain’t funny. I hit myself in the middle of my forehead just above the eyebrows. All because I got pissed playing putt putt and whacked the shit out of the ball and it hit the structure entrance made of concrete and promptly hit me at almost the same force. Nearly knocked myself out and I had a huge whelp with red dimples for about 3 days.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
A whole lot of future Demoncrat voters in the bunch
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