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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

I always figured my ex was a snake, this'll prove it

(Natural News) A man and his wife decided to test the accuracy of 23andMe’s at-home DNA testing kit by sending in a saliva sample collected from their pet lizard. What they found is that the whole thing is a sham. 

In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish. 23andMe also sent him a report explaining the lizard’s history and background, including what he supposedly likes to eat.
-Stormfax

6 comments:

  1. Snake oil business (con) stronger than ever

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  2. 23andme and similar services have never been about helping people find out their history. They exist to circumvent privacy laws around building a national database of genetics on citizebs.

    Exile1981

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    1. It's either that, or 23andme is trying to claim Jews are lizard people.

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  3. Be very, very, very careful of who has access to your dna.
    Daryl

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  4. Hey, Ted Kennedy always seemed to get a new liver when he needed one; bet there are a few shallow, unmarked graves in good old Mass.
    DNA match & test save time when an elite needs a transplant, especially when they know where and from whom to come collect it.

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