I've got shit to do, people to see and places to go, and unfortunately, being a slave to my computer doesn't allow for that. It's been well over 5 years since I've taken any real time off and honestly, I'm feeling a little burned out.
My birthday is on the 7th, so this is my birthday present to myself.
I'd appreciate y'all holding off on the emails as well - I'm staying off the computer as much as I can, so they probably won't be answered.
Thanks, and I'll see you when I get back, all refreshed and perky and shit.
Have a happy birthday and a safe and enjoyable vacation. We'll see you when you get back.
ReplyDeleteYou need time for you and Miss Lisa. All of us understand that and support you. Have fun and a very happy birthday to you my friend.
ReplyDeleteHappy 62nd birthyday!!!
ReplyDeleteExile1971
62??
DeleteHappy Birthday.
Ya pup...
Aw hell, that’s way too long between vacations. Enjoy yourselves.
ReplyDeleteYou certainly deserve it!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Happy 4th, and enjoy the hell out of it buddy!
ReplyDeleteIt's times like this that I'm thankful that Ye Olde Knuckledraggin Blog List gets updated automatically so that one might stay current with all the latest Right Wing Extremist National Security Threat news.
ReplyDeleteHave a relaxing time, Friend. And don't forget to scratch that asshole dog Jack's ass every once in a while, even though he doesn't really deserve it.
If you're going anywhere that has Uber, make use of it. Lots easier to drink and summon a ride from the internet.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Enjoy the vacation, we'll be here when you get back.
ReplyDeleteHave some great, restorative time off! Thanks for all you do, your sense of humor, and sharing your awesomely realistic view of the world.
ReplyDeleteHell, two weeks, but remember, only the first one is gonna be paid time.
ReplyDeleteHave a good time. Relax and shit.
ReplyDeletemaxx
Have a great VACA Mr. Lane!
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, I'll be on vacation from July 24 thru August 15, and then again from October 12 thru November 19.
ReplyDeleteNow that is some serious vacation time!!!!!! Going anywhere cool?
DeleteEnjoy! Nemo
ReplyDeleteHave a good one Kenny, you deserve it!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and enjoy the break. You deserve if for keeping us entertained and informed all these years.
ReplyDeleteHappy Independence Day
Seconded !
DeleteHave a nice break!
ReplyDeleteAdvance happy birthday, and safe travels.
ReplyDeleteYou deserve it. Have a GREAT vacation!
ReplyDeleteWhen I left GP in June '07, I hadn't taken a vacation in about 10 years, so I took the whole fucking summer off.
ReplyDeleteHope you can cram a summer's worth into your week+.
And, HAPPY B'DAY!
Good on you! Enjoy your vacation.
ReplyDeleteYou share a birthday with my late Mother, may she RIP.
Have fun. And Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your holiday. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteAnd happy B-Day. OG
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday and 4th of July. Enjoy your vacation and see you when we see you.
ReplyDeleteJD
Happy birthday-take it real easy and I'll read you when you come back.
ReplyDeleteHave a good one!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteStay cool and enjoy the down time. You deserve it. Your blog is awesome and I enjoy it every day.
ReplyDeleteWe will all be here when you get back. Enjoy your birthday, young man, and get some rest!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Now go do something totally inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy, relax and rest! We are doing the same this week and its been since 2014 for us! We are toasty critters
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Ken/Kenny/MrLane!! Enjoy your deserved time off and look forward to your return. Have a great Fourth!! "Yinzer"
ReplyDeleteHave a great vacation and Happy Birthday on the 7th.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your free time Kenny. You deserve it. Pat
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Just a thought, have a guest blogger during your off time, not me tho unless you want it fucked up ten ways and you will need another week to straighten it out.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
You can't do this to me!!! WTF am I supposed to do in the meantime?
ReplyDeleteKidding aside, enjoy yourself and thanks!
Happy birf-day, W.C.
ReplyDeleteHave a blast.
ReplyDeleteTake enough bail money and have a pissin good time!
ReplyDeleteLove the little universe you've created, the wisdom and humor.
Now fk off and enjoy life. God speed and traveling mercies to you and yours. And every one in here, God bless.
Have a wonderful, well-deserved break! Enjoy yourself & Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your vacay, and happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna miss you, but I'm also going to have fun imagining your happy birthday and your reuniting with the wonders of meatspace on planet Earth. xoxoxoxox
ReplyDelete10 bucks says you'll wake up Jonesin' to post some FB jewels after 4 days, but whatevs Dude. We'll be OK I hope
ReplyDeleteShit, I've already caught myself trying to schedule videos for Sunday. I'd probably have done it if I had saved any.
DeleteHell, it's about time ain't it?
ReplyDeleteWatch yer 6
Happy birfbay & have a great time
Take care, have fun and be safe. Get some rest and enjoy life a little.
ReplyDeleteWisenheimer remarks aside, enjoy yourself and treat Lisa to a daily ice cream. Allow snap-in time if not retraining on return.
ReplyDeleteSF
Happy Birthday form another July '59 kid!
ReplyDeleteHere's to some R&R, thank you for all you do for us here and watch your topknot!
ReplyDeleteDamn! Pretty good roll call in comments! Happy birthday and have a great well deserved step back. Just don't come back in a dress ya big fag! Bwahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou ever see that picture of me topless in boots and a skirt?
DeleteYes I still have a copy and no I will not repost it.
sadly, seen the picture. don't know if I saved it or not... but don't let the thought bother you...
DeleteHappy 4th, happy birthday, and happy vacation - to you and Lisa.
God bless you both.
Grandpa
Thank you for all the excellent content! Thank you even more for the utterly tasteless content. Have a great vacation, best wishes also to the Mrs., and one more thank you for not reposting the picture of you in boots and a skirt.
ReplyDeleteGodspeed.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ReplyDeleteA week without Wirecutter... I guess I picked the wrong week to quit drinking, smoking, doing coke and heroine. You deserve some R and R. Safe travels.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
I was going to say something fucking stupid, but I can't think of anything that would be worth your time after a weeks' vacation, so just enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time, see ya on the flipside!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Enjoy your time off, happy birthday, and we will be here when you return!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ken. Thanks for all the entertainment you provide us. Enjoy your vacation.
ReplyDeleteFairplayjeepguy
Do what you've gotta do; we'll be here when you get back.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ken. Enjoy the break from the internet. And have a happy birthday, sir.
ReplyDeletehave a great Birthday and Break, I'll definitely miss your posts.
ReplyDeleteHave a happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy, Kenny. SYNW.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, ya filthy animal.
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