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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

It's decaf, for fuck's sake - calm the hell down


 

8 comments:

  1. It might not be decaf, at our office, we don't brew decaf at all and use the decanters regardless of color.

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  2. Get a Keurig, good cup of fresh coffee every time, then bitch because someone left their used pod in the brewer.
    Daryl

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  3. That's why I have my own pot. So fucking tired of paying for a coffee fund and always having an empty pot, with usually no grounds left to make another.
    I have swapped out decaf with real coffee before, emptying the decaf into the trash and filling it with regular. That way I always had coffee available, and it fucked with the decaf drinkers. With my own pot now, well, the only satisfaction I get is that I have coffee when I want it.

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    1. Coffee: basically, a bitter, scalding beverage. Why would you drink it if not for the caffeine?

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  4. Caution: Hot Liquids
    Remove Slowly

    Duh.
    Does the pot have a picture of a baby upside down drowning in it, like the plastic 5 gallon pails do?

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  5. Don't you just hate it when someone leaves a thin layer of coffee in the decanter and it cooks down to a black sludge that really isn't that bad if you scrape it out and lick it off the spoon.

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  6. I have put up sign-up sheets for a 'how to make coffee' seminar for those who were mentally incompetent for such a task.
    The sheets usually disappeared very quickly.
    Happily retired now and no longer need to deal with a-holes like that.

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    1. The best thing about retirement is not having to deal with idiots that act like they're the smartest person in the company. I don't miss them a bit.

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