That's why I have my own pot. So fucking tired of paying for a coffee fund and always having an empty pot, with usually no grounds left to make another. I have swapped out decaf with real coffee before, emptying the decaf into the trash and filling it with regular. That way I always had coffee available, and it fucked with the decaf drinkers. With my own pot now, well, the only satisfaction I get is that I have coffee when I want it.
Don't you just hate it when someone leaves a thin layer of coffee in the decanter and it cooks down to a black sludge that really isn't that bad if you scrape it out and lick it off the spoon.
I have put up sign-up sheets for a 'how to make coffee' seminar for those who were mentally incompetent for such a task. The sheets usually disappeared very quickly. Happily retired now and no longer need to deal with a-holes like that.
It might not be decaf, at our office, we don't brew decaf at all and use the decanters regardless of color.
ReplyDeleteGet a Keurig, good cup of fresh coffee every time, then bitch because someone left their used pod in the brewer.
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That's why I have my own pot. So fucking tired of paying for a coffee fund and always having an empty pot, with usually no grounds left to make another.
ReplyDeleteI have swapped out decaf with real coffee before, emptying the decaf into the trash and filling it with regular. That way I always had coffee available, and it fucked with the decaf drinkers. With my own pot now, well, the only satisfaction I get is that I have coffee when I want it.
Coffee: basically, a bitter, scalding beverage. Why would you drink it if not for the caffeine?
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Duh.
Does the pot have a picture of a baby upside down drowning in it, like the plastic 5 gallon pails do?
Don't you just hate it when someone leaves a thin layer of coffee in the decanter and it cooks down to a black sludge that really isn't that bad if you scrape it out and lick it off the spoon.
ReplyDeleteI have put up sign-up sheets for a 'how to make coffee' seminar for those who were mentally incompetent for such a task.
ReplyDeleteThe sheets usually disappeared very quickly.
Happily retired now and no longer need to deal with a-holes like that.
The best thing about retirement is not having to deal with idiots that act like they're the smartest person in the company. I don't miss them a bit.
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