HARPER WOODS, Mich. — Police arrested a man Wednesday suspected of pouring gasoline on his girlfriend and setting her on fire during an argument two days earlier.
I have to admit that I examined the news coverage to find the evidence of rampant white supremacist terrorism cited by our illustrious president as the single most pressing issue in our current societal collapse.
I was shocked and dismayed to find a gentle giant, an otherwise peaceful miscreant, driven to a fourth incident by the evils of systemic racism that had stymied his lifelong goal of achieving racial equity in the face of relentless and unjustified oppression. What appears to the novice as a senseless act of violence should be interpreted as an attempt to shed light on the history of race relations and bring warmth to the loving and respectful relationship he experienced with his loving and worshipful partner in life.
In case there is any confusion, this was only slightly sarcastic. I am practicing for the upcoming show trials that will surely accompany the societal unrest likely to occur.
In my humble opinion, he should be doused in gasoline and set on fire. Let him find out what it's like to be treated like that. I'll bet he'll straiten up. If he doesn't, just execute him as too stupid to live.
I have to admit that I examined the news coverage to find the evidence of rampant white supremacist terrorism cited by our illustrious president as the single most pressing issue in our current societal collapse.
ReplyDeleteI was shocked and dismayed to find a gentle giant, an otherwise peaceful miscreant, driven to a fourth incident by the evils of systemic racism that had stymied his lifelong goal of achieving racial equity in the face of relentless and unjustified oppression. What appears to the novice as a senseless act of violence should be interpreted as an attempt to shed light on the history of race relations and bring warmth to the loving and respectful relationship he experienced with his loving and worshipful partner in life.
In case there is any confusion, this was only slightly sarcastic. I am practicing for the upcoming show trials that will surely accompany the societal unrest likely to occur.
I can't say here what I would do to this guy if I was the girl's father but I think most can figure it out
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In my humble opinion, he should be doused in gasoline and set on fire. Let him find out what it's like to be treated like that. I'll bet he'll straiten up. If he doesn't, just execute him as too stupid to live.
DeleteIn her defense, he made it a whole nine months since he was last paroled.
ReplyDeleteSo, he has that going for him.