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Thursday, July 29, 2021

Stoned to death? That's some medieval shit right there

FORT WORTH, Texas — A suspected shooter was apparently beaten to death early Monday after he opened fire at a small gathering in Fort Worth, killing one person and injuring three others, according to police.

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“The other attendees of the party then gave chase to the shooter,” police said. “The shooter turned and fired at other people; a group picked up concrete landscaping bricks and started ‘throwing them’ at the shooter.”

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  1. Me, I've never been that stoned before...

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  2. My bullets identify as landscaping bricks.

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    1. Mine identify as covid vaccines.

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  3. One alternative could have been to turn the guy over to the federal government, but Texas did not see a need to have a statue erected for this thug.

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  4. We need a federal ban on all assault landscape blocks nationwide. Not one more life shall be wasted until we enact common sense legislation!

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  5. Is this a guess the race quiz? I'm going with the usual.

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  6. Apes use this rock-tossing method of displaying their displeasure. Chimps however resort to flinging their poop.

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    1. I have high capacity poo, almost assault poo.
      *According to my wife.

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  7. Of the person that was killed. Don't bring a cement rock to a gun fight.

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    1. But it was the guy with the gun that was killed by the cement blocks...

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  8. Great, now the libs will start screaming for "brick control". They'll probably classify the concrete landscaping bricks as "Semiautomatic Assault Bricks" and try to force licensing and registration.

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  9. "That's some medieval shit right there " maybe if there was more of that medieval shit the criminals would get the message.

    Yah, I know, wishful thinking.

    Nemo

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  10. Really loud music every damn weekend. Sounds like somebody finally snapped.

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  11. I guess there is a reason they say don’t mess with Texas

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  12. Reading between the lines I would be guessing, a Hispanic gathering.

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    1. Nope. Not Hispanic... como is not Hispanic.

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    2. Nope. Not Hispanic... como is not Hispanic.

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  13. That's not the kind of stoned I had in mind
    JD

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  14. I have more pavers and bricks and cinder blocks than I do ammo. Also a lifetime supply of river rocks. Barter time or time to make slingshots and trebuchet? Hmm.
    Just kidding!!!

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  15. We are filing a copyright infringement suit tomorrow.
    - Islam

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