#1 his girlfriend and he can go get another one if you don't get busy #17. When you learn to cook and clean the house maybe he'll decide to change your flat tire. JD
#17) My thoughts exactly. Feminism created the "Dad Free" world that created the Simp that can't change a tire. Maybe she can call one of her "Plan B" guys (and they all have em) to change it for her. My Wife, my Mother, and my Baby Sister are the only women I'll lift a finger for and they are also the only female contacts in my cell phone. One of the great things about working remote and not going to the office is eliminating contact with a bunch of toxic women. They may say the same thing about me. So be it.
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#11. My experience is that the question being asked is purely rhetorical. Your answer does not matter one iota of a tad of a smidgeon of a trifle of a whit. The crazy is coming and it ain't gonna be pretty.
Fortunately, I managed to marry a good, sensible woman that only engaged in crazy once, early in the onset of her menopause. Once we figured that out (and it was a high priority at the time), all settled down and we could approach the issues rationally and with some degree of humor.
#6 Hermione's tits aren't that big. #15 Got to be #1 in the interwebs today. Nemo
ReplyDeleteI think I can look past that
DeleteHer crazy is pretty titanic, though.
DeleteSHE got aboob job recently.somewhere I saw a before and after....I can't remember where...DAMNIT!
DeleteAs usual they're all great, but #3 did it for me today
ReplyDeleteMy spirit animal is the Brown Bear. I think a rabid 2000 pound Brown Bear would be kinda cool...
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#1 his girlfriend and he can go get another one if you don't get busy
ReplyDelete#17. When you learn to cook and clean the house maybe he'll decide to change your flat tire.
JD
#17) My thoughts exactly. Feminism created the "Dad Free" world that created the Simp that can't change a tire. Maybe she can call one of her "Plan B" guys (and they all have em) to change it for her. My Wife, my Mother, and my Baby Sister are the only women I'll lift a finger for and they are also the only female contacts in my cell phone. One of the great things about working remote and not going to the office is eliminating contact with a bunch of toxic women. They may say the same thing about me. So be it.
Delete-4* or -4’ ......closest I could get.
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Thanks....but on iphone11....??
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Or google the current temp and cut-and-paste it.
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Guess what the current temperature is?
#8 only after an Army general sucked every Marine's dick
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ReplyDelete#14 made me lol. Used to do that to my best bud back in high school. "Hey, just a minute. What ? Fuck you" Just flip me off and walk away laughing.
#17: Same would be said of Auburn if they had radios or electricity.
ReplyDeleteRoll Tide!
At least Auburn folks don't worship a dead alcoholic's hat.
Delete#1 Because he was happy!
ReplyDelete#6. I thought about hairy twatter!
ReplyDelete20 for the win.
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#11. My experience is that the question being asked is purely rhetorical. Your answer does not matter one iota of a tad of a smidgeon of a trifle of a whit. The crazy is coming and it ain't gonna be pretty.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, I managed to marry a good, sensible woman that only engaged in crazy once, early in the onset of her menopause. Once we figured that out (and it was a high priority at the time), all settled down and we could approach the issues rationally and with some degree of humor.
#7....could also have been FB or Twitter.
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