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Thursday, July 29, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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11 comments:

  1. #10 that's how she got my blessing
    #19 is speaking the truth, seriously
    JD

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  2. 5) There are stories all over the internet about the bodies of the obese starting grease fires in crematoriums and burning them down. I have little room to criticize other people's weight and there is likely something wrong with me but that is hilarious.

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    1. I still love the idea of eating a bag of raw popcorn kernels just before I die, and let the guys and gals in the crematorium have a big surprise. Of course, by then, I suppose that Biden and company will have made the dream of Soylent Green come true, just because of the way they roll.

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  3. Very good indeed, I'm going with #'s 10 & 17 for the win

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  4. #19 Hot Wax - that's gotta be the intertube win for the day. Nemo

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  5. MartinFromGermanyJuly 29, 2021 at 3:20 PM

    Brilliant, just brilliant.

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  6. Lmao #11
    Read that several times before it clicked
    MadMarlin

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  7. #9 Just make sure you are worth more alive than dead, and you will never have that debate with your wife. Besides, life insurance is like betting against yourself.

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  8. #8 - no, she just didn't get the yolk

    Kurt

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  9. #14 For the win. I always am reminded that I hope the zombies eat the general public first.

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  10. #8, separate eggwhites and refill an egg shell with them or a silicone egg shape.

    -arc

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