5) There are stories all over the internet about the bodies of the obese starting grease fires in crematoriums and burning them down. I have little room to criticize other people's weight and there is likely something wrong with me but that is hilarious.
I still love the idea of eating a bag of raw popcorn kernels just before I die, and let the guys and gals in the crematorium have a big surprise. Of course, by then, I suppose that Biden and company will have made the dream of Soylent Green come true, just because of the way they roll.
#9 Just make sure you are worth more alive than dead, and you will never have that debate with your wife. Besides, life insurance is like betting against yourself.
#10 that's how she got my blessing
ReplyDelete#19 is speaking the truth, seriously
JD
5) There are stories all over the internet about the bodies of the obese starting grease fires in crematoriums and burning them down. I have little room to criticize other people's weight and there is likely something wrong with me but that is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI still love the idea of eating a bag of raw popcorn kernels just before I die, and let the guys and gals in the crematorium have a big surprise. Of course, by then, I suppose that Biden and company will have made the dream of Soylent Green come true, just because of the way they roll.
DeleteVery good indeed, I'm going with #'s 10 & 17 for the win
ReplyDelete#19 Hot Wax - that's gotta be the intertube win for the day. Nemo
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, just brilliant.
ReplyDeleteLmao #11
ReplyDeleteRead that several times before it clicked
MadMarlin
#9 Just make sure you are worth more alive than dead, and you will never have that debate with your wife. Besides, life insurance is like betting against yourself.
ReplyDelete#8 - no, she just didn't get the yolk
ReplyDeleteKurt
#14 For the win. I always am reminded that I hope the zombies eat the general public first.
ReplyDelete#8, separate eggwhites and refill an egg shell with them or a silicone egg shape.
ReplyDelete-arc