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Wednesday, July 21, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 2:22 PM

    #20 it's hard to believe that thing is human
    JD

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    1. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 5:51 PM

      This works for me:
      I don't assume that everything that walks around on
      2 legs IS human.

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    2. Reltney McFeeJuly 21, 2021 at 9:22 PM

      Wasn't that a performer in "Beetlejuice"?

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    3. explainistJuly 22, 2021 at 11:13 AM

      almost. it is the love child of beetlejuice and Romero in "escape from New York"

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  2. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 2:23 PM

    # 20 for the win!

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  3. RobJuly 21, 2021 at 2:30 PM

    #20, Beetlejuice?

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  4. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 3:02 PM

    #20 - Mayor Bettlejuice Nemo

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  5. PatrickJuly 21, 2021 at 3:59 PM

    I have to pile on with Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

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  6. Pigpen51July 21, 2021 at 4:37 PM

    #20 wondering how that got enough people to vote for it.

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  7. DTGJuly 21, 2021 at 5:17 PM

    #20 - I SWEAR she looks like Beetlejuice!!!!

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    1. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 7:41 PM

      Nah. Beetlejuice was funny, and witty. I'd go drinking with him anytime.

      This, er, not so much.

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  8. SpiroJuly 21, 2021 at 5:29 PM

    #10 I want so much to fuck her.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 5:42 PM

    You gotta love how Lightfoot justified breaking covid restrictions by saying she is the face of the city and needs to look good. I'm not being mean and im not slinging partisan mud here but she is, objectively, one of the ugliest people ove ever seen.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 7:42 PM

      #20 "People always made fun of me when I was growing up, always laughing at my looks.
      Now I'm Da Mayor of muthafuckin' Chicago, who's laughin' now bitches?
      Who da fuck is laughin' now?"

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  10. GrandpaJuly 21, 2021 at 5:48 PM

    ok, I know we aren't supposed to use "looks". We are supposed to use intelligence, morals, values... aw, fuck it. Using looks is way easier.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 9:53 PM

      [rocketride]
      In her case, 'looks' is the least nasty of the parameters.

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  11. TRIBJuly 21, 2021 at 6:29 PM

    #15 and 20 funny. one with mayor as the a fart and the other as our breathe.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 21, 2021 at 9:06 PM

    #20 - Matching salt shaker here:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ci4DSCtVAAA3ydK.jpg:large.

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