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Friday, July 30, 2021

White guys can't dance, black guys can't swim - everybody knows that

A Louisiana millionaire has pleaded guilty to orchestrating a kidnapping plot against his ex-wife which unraveled when the men who he'd hired to take her drowned while trying to get away from police with her tied up in the back of their van. 

Lawrence Michael Handley, 53, a recovering alcoholic, sold his healthcare company for $21million in 2015, two years before he filed for divorce from his wife, Schanda. The pair both claimed that the other had tried to have them killed. 

In August 2017, two men - Sylvester Bracey and Arsenio Haynes - went to Schanda's home to kidnap her. They put a bag over her head, tied her up and threw her into the back of a van then set off.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 30, 2021 at 9:08 PM

    SMH. Dumbassery
    JD

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  2. AnonymousJuly 30, 2021 at 9:44 PM

    Hahahaha. WOW. Like a bad movie.

    Did Not See That Coming.

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  3. Henk VandenberghJuly 30, 2021 at 10:34 PM

    Let's make a movie out of this story and call it 'Fargo'.

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  4. Paul RevereJuly 31, 2021 at 2:34 AM

    "Sylvester Bracey and Arsenio Haynes" ... that sounds like the "Guess the Race" game is in full swing again.
    I doubt they were Amish.
    The execution of their nefarious plan looks like a mix between Keystone Cops and Looney Tunes.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 31, 2021 at 5:21 AM

    More heartwarming news from back home! Mrs. D.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 31, 2021 at 7:23 AM

    I can tell you right now what made him crazy and it wasn't the drugs.

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  7. Univ of Saigon 68July 31, 2021 at 8:21 AM

    He probably did it so he wouldn't have to share that $21M with her. Right there's the difference between millionaires and regular people. A regular person could have had all the same goodies and been just as happy with $10.5M as $21M, but no, the millionaire had to have it all. This is what I think about every time I see a story about some millionaire/billionaire who gets busted for tax evasion.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 31, 2021 at 11:01 AM

      More a case of narcissism combined with psychopathy/sociopathy. I am surprised he didnt get charged with the drownings also.

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  8. BobJuly 31, 2021 at 9:41 AM

    They drowned. That's two less welfare checks every months. It's a start.

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  9. wheelsJuly 31, 2021 at 10:38 PM

    When I attended the Naval Academy, everyone was required to pass various physical tests, including swimming. I presume they still have to, but perhaps that's no longer a valid presumption.

    During my first year, I think I was the only white guy on the swimming "sub squad," which provided extra instruction to those who couldn't pass the swimming test. Everyone else was black. Officially, "sub" was short for "substandard," but it could have been "submarine," based on our proclivities. There was one guy whose ability to keep his nose above water was so abysmal that he was nicknamed, "Aqua-rock." Eventually, we all got at least minimally competent. At least, I think everyone did.

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