STUART, Fla. – A bicyclist was attacked by a 9-foot alligator while on a trail at Halpatiokee Park in Stuart, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office.
The sheriff’s office said the man was riding his bike around 11 a.m. when he lost control of his bike. He fell into a body of water about six feet down an embankment, according to the sheriff’s office.
"A bicyclist was attacked by a 9-foot alligator while on a trail at Halpatiokee Park in Stuart"
No, A bicyclist was NOT attacked by an alligator while on a trail. He was attacked when he fell into the water - SIX feet down an embankment. That's the alligator's territory, NOT the trail.
Stupid reporters. (oops, sorry. I said that already.)
He wasn't attacked, he volunteered.
ReplyDeleteI guess even gators hate them spandex helmet wearing assholes.
ReplyDeleteIf you fall off a bike and into a pond, you are no longer a bicyclist but bait.
ReplyDeleteHis relationship with life wasn't going well.
ReplyDeleteSpit him out saying, this tastes like shit
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Stupid reporters. (...oh, sorry - "journalists")
ReplyDelete"A bicyclist was attacked by a 9-foot alligator while on a trail at Halpatiokee Park in Stuart"
No, A bicyclist was NOT attacked by an alligator while on a trail. He was attacked when he fell into the water - SIX feet down an embankment. That's the alligator's territory, NOT the trail.
Stupid reporters. (oops, sorry. I said that already.)
A bicyclist was attacked by a 9-foot alligator after foolishly leaving a trail at Halpatiokee Park...
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