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Monday, July 26, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

MIAMI – A Florida man stole candles from a mall store and sprayed dozens of patrons with bear mace repellent before escaping, police said. 

The theft happened Saturday afternoon at a Bath and Body Works store in a mall in the Doral suburb west of Miami, investigators said. The unidentified suspect entered the store, filled a bag with candles and then started spraying people with mace.

4 comments:

  1. Malls, nothing good happens in malls
    JD

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  2. Wait, 35 people were shopping for candles?

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  3. You commit robbery and multiple assaults for scented candles?
    My mother in law has dementia pretty bad and she thinks more clearly than that. OTOH, he'll be safe in jail.
    "What's new meat in for?"
    "He stole a backpack full of candles and sprayed a bunch of middle aged ladies with mace."
    "Whoa! Better leave that guy alone! He's crazy!"

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  4. It stinks so bad in those B&BW stores, it is a surprise that anyone noticed the mace.

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