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Thursday, July 01, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

JUNE 25--In an unprovoked attack, a 7-Eleven customer was injured when a fellow patron threw a glass jar of Tostitos salsa at him with such force that the container broke on the victim’s back, Florida police report. 

According to court filings, Le’trail Tresalus, 31, was arrested on a felony battery charge for allegedly striking the victim with the 15.5 ounce jar inside the convenience store in St. Petersburg on Wednesday evening.

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  1. Name of victim is in linked police report, but no other detail. Hate crime ?

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    1. Momma couldn't be sure, but she thought NBA player Latrell Fontaine Sprewell was the daddy so she named the kid after him. As usual the way it sounds and the way it's spelled didn't converge.

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    2. Makes one wonder how "empowered" this protected class might become if ever they are given reparations.

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  3. They're thick up in Saint Petersburg.

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  4. MartinFromGermanyJuly 1, 2021 at 7:45 AM

    Hmmm, let me guess: is this another round in the "Guess the Race" game?
    Le’trail Tresalus, sounds as if he was a heavily pigmented heirloom with a colonial past ... and sho 'nuff, he is!

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    1. Click the link for the complete A-salsa & battery story.

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  5. "We're going to drink 24 beers and a bottle of "Mad Dog" then we'll name the kid".

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