#1 - I was at a wedding reception several years ago. The bouquet toss went as expected. But when the groom tossed the garter, every guy simply tracked the trajectory, stepped away and let it hit the floor. There also several pissed off girlfriends.
1) A recent ill advised drunken hookup? (Happened to me once 33+ years ago - but she showed up at my job. A customer countered with, "You can't put lipstick on a pig!")
#1. I swear to God, the first thing that went through my head was the scene in the original Jurassic park where the kid is looking at the glass of water in the car rippling when the T Rex was on the prowl. Am I going to hell?
To be perfectly fair to the waiter in #8, he had a reasonable expectation that the dude with the purse was going to be pushing in the stool for the other guy... RetRsvMike
#1: Well, if she lost A LOT of weight, she'd do fine because that face would work on a good body. Sadly she seems to be a member of the "I'm fat but I can diet" crowd and if she could lose weight, she would have done it already.
#7: Fucking skateboarder. Here's hoping he can't reproduce.
#4 Karma strikes again.
ReplyDelete#9 Whaddaya complainin' about? He's wearin' a helmet ain't he?
ReplyDelete#8 is a winning lawsuit. Liability is established, the only question is was their injury.
ReplyDelete#1 Dude, seriously. How did you let yourself get here?
ReplyDelete#10 is a wascally wabbit!
ReplyDeleteHis name was "Stew" after the carrot incident.
Delete#1 - I was at a wedding reception several years ago. The bouquet toss went as expected. But when the groom tossed the garter, every guy simply tracked the trajectory, stepped away and let it hit the floor. There also several pissed off girlfriends.
ReplyDeleteWhen I used to play ion a band, that happened more than once -- mostly when the bride and groom were older, as were their friends.
Delete# 8 One Ass Kicking with a side order of lotsa blood, coming right up !
ReplyDeleteFrom the three gay patrons? I don't think so. The one guy almost dropped his pocketbook trying to help his friend up.
Delete10. A traumatic event in Elmer Fudd's childhood.
ReplyDeleteAl_in_Ottawa
WINNER!!!grayman
Delete#1 FatAss! I wouldnt want to see that cow running at me
ReplyDelete#1 What's with the porker?
ReplyDeleteIT is a wonder the roof didnt fall in from HAWGETTE bouncing cross the floor.
ReplyDeleteElmer & Bugs started young!
ReplyDeleteThose trust falls are a scam!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Hey, I've worked with those guys in #6!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, maybe I was one of those guys...
1) A recent ill advised drunken hookup? (Happened to me once 33+ years ago - but she showed up at my job. A customer countered with, "You can't put lipstick on a pig!")
ReplyDelete6) Door man FAIL!!!
#10 - The story of my life!
ReplyDelete#6 I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
ReplyDelete#1. I swear to God, the first thing that went through my head was the scene in the original Jurassic park where the kid is looking at the glass of water in the car rippling when the T Rex was on the prowl. Am I going to hell?
ReplyDelete#4. I hope that was his own car he was kicking the windscreen on. If not, I hope whomever owned the car kicked the living shit out of him.
ReplyDelete#4 one time I want see the asshole's leg sliced in half.
ReplyDeleteTo be perfectly fair to the waiter in #8, he had a reasonable expectation that the dude with the purse was going to be pushing in the stool for the other guy...
ReplyDeleteRetRsvMike
Shouldn't that be the other way around? The other guy pushes in the chair for the "guy" with the purse?
Delete#1. Looks like someone had a whale of good a time at the wedding.
ReplyDelete#1 I would like to have seen the brawl for the bouquet betcha Lill Tess there was throwing elbows like a pro hockey player
ReplyDelete#1: Well, if she lost A LOT of weight, she'd do fine because that face would work on a good body. Sadly she seems to be a member of the "I'm fat but I can diet" crowd and if she could lose weight, she would have done it already.
ReplyDelete#7: Fucking skateboarder. Here's hoping he can't reproduce.
#8: I'd TEE OFF on that fucker.