#4. Again, proof more girls should be in STEM classes and learn practical application of physics. Proof of action/reaction. Proof an object at rest (woman) will remain at rest unless acted on by an external force (garbage bag).
#1 - GRIP the box. Anybody from the Great Plains knows this instinctively. #2 - Why my older brother hated my older sister. #7 - why you pick up and carry your trash bag.
Regarding number 2 -- There are advantages to being an only child.
ReplyDelete#4. Again, proof more girls should be in STEM classes and learn practical application of physics. Proof of action/reaction. Proof an object at rest (woman) will remain at rest unless acted on by an external force (garbage bag).
ReplyDelete4-LOL - she got a body in there ?
ReplyDelete#3: that's the kind of worm you want catching fish for you, not to catch fish with.
ReplyDelete#5 drunk driver crashes
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#2. My older sister used to do that kind of crap to me all the time. Until I got old enough to retaliate
ReplyDelete#8. anyone who's ever had dogs has had at least one that stupid. Looked like springer
My Jack Russell did that once. The surface scum looked just like grass but smelt much worse. Quite amusing at the time.
Delete6: sometimes you really need some Whataburger!
ReplyDelete#1 Thumbs over the top of the pizza box!
ReplyDelete#2 Why I am glad I didn't have an older sister!
#8 All that is green is not grass, Fido!
One of the best Fucking Mondays EVER! Thanks, I needed a good chuckle. Nemo
ReplyDeleteP.S. I still miss Milfy Mondays. ;-))
#4 I wonder if she had half a torso in there
ReplyDelete#1 - GRIP the box. Anybody from the Great Plains knows this instinctively.
ReplyDelete#2 - Why my older brother hated my older sister.
#7 - why you pick up and carry your trash bag.
The girl in #2 is going to be a seriously high maintenance bitch when she grows up.
ReplyDelete#9 I never liked house cats. But leaning up a mirror is just asking for trouble.
ReplyDelete#2 - Fucking sisters. Mine have been haunting me for 58 years.
ReplyDelete#10 - My bowels the morning after I eat ExLax. Sucks getting old...
#6 That's a pretty tough truck.
ReplyDeleteDrive it like ya stole it.
DeleteThat WAS a pretty tough truck, now try to get it aligned!
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