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Wednesday, August 25, 2021

I didn't realize cheese and lunchmeat were considered a drug

Coyotes in Vancouver's Stanley Park are acting out aggressively toward visitors, prompting increased concern among park officials. Most recently, over a four-day span, three people were attacked by coyotes, each in an entirely separate incident. While there might be many factors causing the coyotes' strange behavior, some experts believe that drugs may be at least partially to blame.
-Elmo

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7 comments:

  1. Bright EyesAugust 25, 2021 at 3:25 AM

    Instead of all this talk and speculation why not just start blowing their fuckin heads off. Problem solved.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 25, 2021 at 3:47 AM

    Instead, inject them with lead.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 25, 2021 at 4:35 AM

    This includes leftists.....

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  4. AnonymousAugust 25, 2021 at 9:25 AM

    Stankey park in cancouver is were are the druggies go to shoot up, even in the 90's it was considered unsafe during day light hours. A great place to go if you wanted to get robbed. These days i hear its really unsafe.

    Exile1981

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  5. greggBCAugust 25, 2021 at 9:31 AM

    As all bad guys know, the visitors have been disarmed by an oppressive fascist government and therefore easy prey.

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  6. WalpurgisAugust 25, 2021 at 10:10 AM

    Are you kidding? Take a look at any fast food line and you can see that cheese and lunchmeat are highly addictive. They didn't get that round on accident.

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  7. LargeMargeAugust 25, 2021 at 1:58 PM

    "...each in an entirely separate incident..."
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    I despise modern 'journalism'.
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    And do not get me started on 'exact same'.
    I mean it... do not get me started.

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