I’ve never been that bad! Worst: after an entire day of drinking in Las Vegas I managed to get back to my room. Sometime during the night I woke up to take a whiz. I didn’t turn on the light, drunk logic said I could find the toilet. While pissing I thought the noise was a bit off. I finished, turned on the light and had pissed in the corner of the bathroom, missing the toilet by six feet.
Indeed.
ReplyDeleteI’ve never been that bad! Worst: after an entire day of drinking in Las Vegas I managed to get back to my room. Sometime during the night I woke up to take a whiz. I didn’t turn on the light, drunk logic said I could find the toilet. While pissing I thought the noise was a bit off. I finished, turned on the light and had pissed in the corner of the bathroom, missing the toilet by six feet.
ReplyDeleteI left the maid $$ the next day…
Yea but it's been awhile
ReplyDeleteJD
Is this from the Olympic games?
ReplyDeleteNo doubt! At least he still had his clothes on. I lost mine more than once...
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