Too bad they don't have any magic spray on lotion to give a bitch a pleasing personality, and the ability to treat their man with the same dignity and respect that they expect to be treated with. No, not all women are a bitch, but I have come to admit that they do exist.
Watched this video sober.... Deceived... Watched this 8 shots of vodka in..... Deceived but interested....God damn witches and their optical boob illusions....
I think she forgot to mention the padding in the bottom her bra. There's NO WAY she got all that jiggle out of those on the small side boobs without something under neath pushing them up. Not to mention, imagine those a lick after all that powder. Uch!
Can she carry firewood? Can she cook? Can she clean? All that eye wash shit will go with age, if she makes it that far in life. Is she working for her living or is she a leach like most Wimenz?
[rocketride] Pretty much all the same techniques as used by serious model makers/builders to make their plastic airplane (armor, ships, cars, etc.) models look more realistic. About the only trick she missed was the bottom half of the countershading.
Sorry, but just show us your tits, that's all. Any cream needed will be supplied by the end user.
ReplyDeleteThat is also the first thing I thought of - just show me your boobs!
DeleteToo bad they don't have any magic spray on lotion to give a bitch a pleasing personality, and the ability to treat their man with the same dignity and respect that they expect to be treated with. No, not all women are a bitch, but I have come to admit that they do exist.
ReplyDeleteWatched this video sober....
ReplyDeleteDeceived...
Watched this 8 shots of vodka in..... Deceived but interested....God damn witches and their optical boob illusions....
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
Ok, but can she make a sammich?
ReplyDeleteThey look bigger, but the truth is in the hands and mouth. I'm willing to accept the challenge to find the real ones.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but can you imagine what all that makeup makes them taste like?
DeleteA clown.
DeleteOnly fitting, as that is the world in which we live.
Is anything on a woman even real anymore?
ReplyDeleteyep, they've been lying to men for generations....
DeleteAs my Uncle spoke wisely, "Before anything with a women - hose them down first."
ReplyDeleteI call it "The Wet Test."
DeleteIt's a nice illusion on camera, but it isn't as effective in real life.
ReplyDeleteBig or small I like em all
ReplyDeleteI think she forgot to mention the padding in the bottom her bra. There's NO WAY she got all that jiggle out of those on the small side boobs without something under neath pushing them up. Not to mention, imagine those a lick after all that powder. Uch!
ReplyDeleteNemo
Can she carry firewood? Can she cook? Can she clean? All that eye wash shit will go with age, if she makes it that far in life. Is she working for her living or is she a leach like most Wimenz?
ReplyDeleteI'll take a woman who wants to stay home and raise children vs one who is career minded and could care less about the kids.
DeleteThat the shallow end of the pool folks. Total meaningless fluff.
ReplyDeleteOne motorboat will ruin all that hard work. Just give us the naturals, ladies.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good set from the perspective of an ass man!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
Chutes Magoo
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ReplyDeletePretty much all the same techniques as used by serious model makers/builders to make their plastic airplane (armor, ships, cars, etc.) models look more realistic. About the only trick she missed was the bottom half of the countershading.
Now, isn't that kinda like putting a cucumber in my pants at the bar?
ReplyDeleteAccording to her eHarmony profile, she wants an honest man, not a game-player, to:
ReplyDelete* "...feed me and pay my bills..."