Where bad choices make good stories
She subscribes to the never ruin a sundress by wearing panties school of thought. Pity.
That's what's known as an 'eye bleach' moment....
Prolly a couple good ol boys asittin back at a table athinkin they mite just git lucky.
OMG, I'm blind, I tell you.... blind!
I was just about to cook breakfast but now I think I'll go without. Thanks a lot.
I had a neighbor in the rental across the street from me, that is a single mother about 40 years old and easily 280 pounds. She is bigger around than tall and wore those short, tight dresses fat women love to wear for some reason and I don't believe she ever wore underwear. Whenever she would get anything from her trunk it was full moon time, cheddar cheese kinda full moon. I would sit on my front porch waiting for the school bus carrying my grandson, he was young and the driver wouldn't let him off the bus unless she saw someone was waiting for him, and there she'd pull in, bend over and start digging around in the trunk. SMH damn it manJD
A regular cellulite farm was she?
HEY!My in-laws live there. I went to undergrad there!BTW, there is a *much* higher per-capita amount of garbage in Nashville. Trust me.-Just A Chemist
So call me buttmunch....CC
"there's no toilet paper in the ladies room"
The weirdest thing I ever saw working at McDonalds back in the 70's that I didn't understand at the time was when I had to clean the ladies room on Friday or Saturday night. There was puke in the toilet, in the sink, all over the floor, in the trash can, and on the walls. I had never heard the word "Bulemia" or "Anorexia" but it looked like the thing to do for the girls was go to McD's, pig out, then puke it all up.
Quarter-tonner, with cheese.
Oh love an upskirt in the morning!
The sad truth is that she could probably make a butt-load of money with an OnlyFans page. Just think, she could be laying there, all spread-eagled, pouring packet after packet of Mickey D's Sweet n Sour sauce all over herself...
Dang dude, you put some thought into this. Nasty. Nasty I say.MadMarlin
Lay on the Sweet Baby Ray's, lolI am now going try and scrub that from my brain JD
that is the kind of thing that makes a dumbass like Schiff feel "elite".
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