I was sitting here scheduling Sunday's posts and I heard a horn honk. I got up, fought my way past that asshole dog Jack who was trying to break down the back door and went outside to see what was up, and the UPS driver was just getting out of the cab with my packages in hand.
"Hey, how ya doing? You must know about the dog if you honked."
She rolled her eyes and said "Oh yeah. We all know about him."
That's my boy.
