There's a saying I hear fairly often, Happy wife happy life. When I hear that all I hear is broke life with no to few friends except the other broke husbands of her friends. Man up bitches, take control of your life back... JD
We let that shit go on far too long, then theres not going back. Hey young men here, do not go there. Put your foot down early, you are the boss. If the wimnez are raised right they will expect you to be the BOSS, they will test and test you. Be consistent be fair, but be in charge.
But take that with a grain of salt as I am a two time looser at that game.
When they dig their heels into your dash, you stop, open the door and tell them to get out and not call until they learn to respect other people's things.
I am on my 2nd marriage. First time 11 years. This time, 29 years, next month. I learned on this one, to let my wife have her way, when she wants, but when I put my foot down, I put it down hard and it stays down. I am the most easy going person you would ever meet. I have to say that I learned that you have to respect yourself, and part of that is to not allow yourself to be a doormat, for anyone, including your loved ones. My wife has learned that when I do put my foot down, there is no use trying to change my mind. And we are closer than when we have ever been.
Currently married for 35 years and still on #1. That chart is only semi-correct. Have a joke between buddies that have been married a long time. Here it goes, "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? You don't say nuthin', done told the bitch twice...." Not appreciated in mixed company...
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ReplyDeleteTook me 2 test runs to figure it out. I ain't doing the 3d guy on a match thing either cause we all know how that ended.
DeleteI'm with you there. I even had a very good offer for a third which I turned down.
DeleteNemo
Yep me too. Sounds right in the graph, I’m not playing that game anymore. Done with the wimnez.
DeleteSaber 7
I am not married yet somehow this seems familiar.
ReplyDeleteMy wife says he's wrong.
ReplyDeleteThere's a saying I hear fairly often,
ReplyDeleteHappy wife happy life.
When I hear that all I hear is broke life with no to few friends except the other broke husbands of her friends.
Man up bitches, take control of your life back...
JD
"When Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
DeleteSeem to ignore the flip side to that one - if hubby ain't happy, momma won't be happy for very long.
DeleteThen it's time to tell momma to grow the fuck up and act like an adult.
DeleteJD
If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
DeleteIf Daddy ain't happy, who cares?
Fridge magnets don't lie...
We let that shit go on far too long, then theres not going back. Hey young men here, do not go there. Put your foot down early, you are the boss. If the wimnez are raised right they will expect you to be the BOSS, they will test and test you. Be consistent be fair, but be in charge.
ReplyDeleteBut take that with a grain of salt as I am a two time looser at that game.
Saber 7
And the moment they say, What's yours is mine. Kick them out the door.
DeleteWhen they dig their heels into your dash, you stop, open the door and tell them to get out and not call until they learn to respect other people's things.
DeleteSimp-ass cuck cries himself to sleep while drinking soy breast milk.
ReplyDeleteI am on my 2nd marriage. First time 11 years. This time, 29 years, next month. I learned on this one, to let my wife have her way, when she wants, but when I put my foot down, I put it down hard and it stays down.
ReplyDeleteI am the most easy going person you would ever meet. I have to say that I learned that you have to respect yourself, and part of that is to not allow yourself to be a doormat, for anyone, including your loved ones. My wife has learned that when I do put my foot down, there is no use trying to change my mind. And we are closer than when we have ever been.
Currently married for 35 years and still on #1. That chart is only semi-correct. Have a joke between buddies that have been married a long time. Here it goes, "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? You don't say nuthin', done told the bitch twice...." Not appreciated in mixed company...
ReplyDeleteYep don't be a doormat. That guy is a doormat. This is much funnier anyway, most of you have seen it.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpGkrViOcE