Somebody probably crawled under the car, cut the filler tube and stole her gas. Then she got in her car and thought "wow, I'm seriously low on fuel" while chomping down her 9th doughnut of the morning and immediately drove to the gas station for gas, some ding dongs, doritos and a diet coke. She waited until after she worked up a mighty sweat pumping all that gas over her velcro shoes before she did the Nadler "I just shit my pants" waddle into the store for more supplies.
Well, Pointing, we just don't always get a happy ending. I was thinking the van that pulled up was gonna set it off.I sure wouldn't run a car through a gas puddle. And what is the deal with the filler neck? How does that happen?
It had the rona and could not smell the fumes.
ReplyDeleteFatso will probably sue the gas company because the fumes aggravitated her asthma.
ReplyDeleteIt's because of people like this that we are in the mess we are in. Stupid has reached critical mass.
ReplyDeleteNever mind the driver; what’s wrong with the fill pipe?
ReplyDeleteSomebody probably crawled under the car, cut the filler tube and stole her gas. Then she got in her car and thought "wow, I'm seriously low on fuel" while chomping down her 9th doughnut of the morning and immediately drove to the gas station for gas, some ding dongs, doritos and a diet coke. She waited until after she worked up a mighty sweat pumping all that gas over her velcro shoes before she did the Nadler "I just shit my pants" waddle into the store for more supplies.
DeleteOr something like that.
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
ReplyDeleteAs in a Marvin Martian Kaboom?
DeleteIlludium PU-236 explosive space modulator
DeleteNo boom today.
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnR3Tyrg_10
Sad, very very sad.
ReplyDeleteWell, Pointing, we just don't always get a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the van that pulled up was gonna set it off.I sure wouldn't run a car through a gas puddle.
And what is the deal with the filler neck? How does that happen?
I'm thinking he didn't have it inserted all the way, probably like other things in his life.
ReplyDeleteFucking mask is still good, right? Dumb pig.
ReplyDeleteOh Jesus!
ReplyDeleteYes, Farkle, Some Earthpeople really are that stupid.
ReplyDeleteIf she caught fire, she'd have burned for a week. Grease fires and all, ya know.
ReplyDeletetheir is a rubber boot between the tank and fill opening. It is likely in this case it had split
ReplyDeleteThis is why aliens lock their doors when they fly by Earth.
ReplyDeleteAt the end of the video, it looks like it is going to give it another try and puts the gas hose back in the car. Looking forward to Part II.
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