...and you can't get from the car to the toilet without taking steps, and you have to climb stairs, and you have to turn corners, and it takes a month to drop your pants.
Well, I must admit I've never heard that term and I'm 70 years old. I looked up prairie dogging but couldn't make the connection with cubicles in the office. Noowww I get it.
I gotta say. #10, have not laughed that hard in a while. Followed closely by #11, which my wife (who hails from Taiwan) thought was great.
Funny story. Some Jehovah's witnesses came out to the house. One of the guys asked my wife where she was from. When she said Taiwan, he said "Wow, I love Thai food". The other guy rolled his eyes and groaned.
#7: Me cleaning out my ex's house. Twice.
ReplyDelete#6 a quote from Vincent Price...."In Hawaiian a pineapple and a 20 will suffice"...
DeleteFind em in a bar, lose em in a bar.
Delete#3! You have no idea how many times I've been in that spot
ReplyDelete#13) I think that's Hugo Chavez and and a borzoi burrito. I'm curious what that fat bastard from North Korea has for a dog.
ReplyDelete#3 What is prairie dogging, never heard of it!!!grayman
ReplyDeleteYou know, turtling, or crowning. Right when the tip of that turd is trying to pop out of your asshole.
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DeleteI was wondering about that since he's not in a cubicle.
...and you can't get from the car to the toilet without taking steps, and you have to climb stairs, and you have to turn corners, and it takes a month to drop your pants.
DeleteI dread the day it happens to me the first time.
Well, I must admit I've never heard that term and I'm 70 years old. I looked up prairie dogging but couldn't make the connection with cubicles in the office. Noowww I get it.
Delete#19 ol’ Jethrine visiting the family in Beverly Hills. Max Baer is a bitch anyway so that character works for him.
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I had this girlfriend once and I used to tell her get in the truck bitch.
ReplyDelete#14- little man done got blue pilled
ReplyDeleteI gotta say. #10, have not laughed that hard in a while. Followed closely by #11, which my wife (who hails from Taiwan) thought was great.
ReplyDeleteFunny story. Some Jehovah's witnesses came out to the house. One of the guys asked my wife where she was from. When she said Taiwan, he said "Wow, I love Thai food". The other guy rolled his eyes and groaned.