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Tuesday, August 10, 2021

The shit I post(ed) on Facebook

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14 comments:

  1. #7: Me cleaning out my ex's house. Twice.

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    1. #6 a quote from Vincent Price...."In Hawaiian a pineapple and a 20 will suffice"...

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    2. Find em in a bar, lose em in a bar.

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  2. #3! You have no idea how many times I've been in that spot

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  3. #13) I think that's Hugo Chavez and and a borzoi burrito. I'm curious what that fat bastard from North Korea has for a dog.

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  4. #3 What is prairie dogging, never heard of it!!!grayman

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    1. You know, turtling, or crowning. Right when the tip of that turd is trying to pop out of your asshole.

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    2. [rocketride]

      I was wondering about that since he's not in a cubicle.

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    3. ...and you can't get from the car to the toilet without taking steps, and you have to climb stairs, and you have to turn corners, and it takes a month to drop your pants.

      I dread the day it happens to me the first time.

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    4. Well, I must admit I've never heard that term and I'm 70 years old. I looked up prairie dogging but couldn't make the connection with cubicles in the office. Noowww I get it.

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  5. #19 ol’ Jethrine visiting the family in Beverly Hills. Max Baer is a bitch anyway so that character works for him.
    MadMarlin

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  6. I had this girlfriend once and I used to tell her get in the truck bitch.

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  7. #14- little man done got blue pilled

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  8. I gotta say. #10, have not laughed that hard in a while. Followed closely by #11, which my wife (who hails from Taiwan) thought was great.

    Funny story. Some Jehovah's witnesses came out to the house. One of the guys asked my wife where she was from. When she said Taiwan, he said "Wow, I love Thai food". The other guy rolled his eyes and groaned.

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