Thursday, August 05, 2021

“Y’all going to see me on the news making my big debut”

A Baltimore woman was arrested after cops found the starved and decomposing bodies of her niece and nephew in the trunk of her car during a traffic stop, police said Friday. 

Nicole Johnson, 33, was charged with first-degree child abuse resulting in death after Thursday’s gruesome discovery, Baltimore County Police announced.


Johnson allegedly admitted to detectives that she had been driving around with the corpses in her trunk for months, according to the report.

And nobody noticed the stench from not one but two decomposing bodies coming from a hot trunk in the summ..... oh wait - Baltimore. Never mind.


  1. "...from not one but two decomposing bodies"

    All it takes is ONE or some qualifying portion thereof

  2. Damn, some people

  3. ***“Y’all going to see me on the news making my big debut.”***

    Some people will do anything to get their 15 minutes of fame.

    BTW: Anyone know the aunt's race?

    1. Think woke, or anything but white, Asian, Hispanic or penguin.

  4. I guess welfare payments for these kids though are continuing?

  5. The continued abuse of the welfare system will churn out more horrors. Ohio Guy

  6. Well I hope this doesn't become the centerpiece of Baltimore's latest PR campaign, "What cannibalism?".


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