Have you heard about the Black triathlon? 1.Walking on foot to the municipal swimming pool. 2.Climbing over the fence to avoid paying the entrance fee. 3.Riding back home on a stolen bike.
Well that porch monkey is off to a good start. Sure he has fine examples at home to emulate. Thats just fucking sad, so sad. I still think a pressure sensitive switch and some TNT for these thieves is the way to go.
I kept waiting on him to grab the package anyway & haul ass. Instead he gave them a good frontal view, a profile view and a voice sample. And an estimation of his IQ.
Too often the delivery drones just leave the parcels on the mailbox bank, in our 96 apartment building. Theft is rife. Plan B is to gin up some "gift" packages for the scumbag/s. Repurposed cartons/flatpacks, with convincing labels and barcodes and fake names plausibly similar to residents, etc....and the contents such things as very high pressure indelible ink packs rigged to boom on opening. At first I thought butyric acid, or something exceptionally sticky, but I'll keep that option in mind. Just hope some bright spark doesn't think he got a freebie and open the box J. Smith when he is M. Smith...
Have you heard about the Black triathlon?
ReplyDelete1.Walking on foot to the municipal swimming pool.
2.Climbing over the fence to avoid paying the entrance fee.
3.Riding back home on a stolen bike.
I thought it was :
Delete1.) Jump over subway turnstile to avoid paying
2.) Beat an innocent passenger with a hammer
3.) Ride the train for free and accuse everyone of racism
Well that porch monkey is off to a good start. Sure he has fine examples at home to emulate. Thats just fucking sad, so sad. I still think a pressure sensitive switch and some TNT for these thieves is the way to go.
ReplyDeleteFill an Amazon box with cat litter from the box and top with dog turds. Leave it outside and film it.
DeleteI kept waiting on him to grab the package anyway & haul ass.
ReplyDeleteInstead he gave them a good frontal view, a profile view and a voice sample.
And an estimation of his IQ.
Then the little shit walked through the flowerbed...
DeleteFrankP
Too often the delivery drones just leave the parcels on the mailbox bank, in our 96 apartment building. Theft is rife. Plan B is to gin up some "gift" packages for the scumbag/s. Repurposed cartons/flatpacks, with convincing labels and barcodes and fake names plausibly similar to residents, etc....and the contents such things as very high pressure indelible ink packs rigged to boom on opening. At first I thought butyric acid, or something exceptionally sticky, but I'll keep that option in mind. Just hope some bright spark doesn't think he got a freebie and open the box J. Smith when he is M. Smith...
ReplyDeleteMakes it easier to visit dad when you're housed in the next cell block.
ReplyDeleteHere's a guy that created a solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo
ReplyDeleteOPEN the door with a 100# GERMAN-SHEPHERD IN A BAD MOOD! AND SAY I AM NOT JOKING MUTT
ReplyDelete