Snapping turtle is a snapping turtle. They are all ill tempered and dangerous. Granted an old alligator snapping turtle is a thing to behold. Used to fish golf balls out of a course pond with bare feet BUT used a 2" thick pole to probe ahead with. Like a mine field actually. One day 'something bit it through clean. Took up lawn mowing for money after that.
1 persistent fucker 2 I volunteer to massage the sore spots 3&5&8 Dumb Ass 4&7 innocent love 10 haha fafo it was all fun and games for the hyenas' until the rest of the pride showed up
-9) Liberal #1: "Lets go out to the border wall and you shimmy up as far as you can, then I'll start the camera as you slide back down and run while I take the video. Then we'll have video "proof" showing how ineffective Trumps wall really is!
Liberal #2: Great idea! CNN and MSNBC will pay a lot of cash for a video like that!"
Why aren't people aren't clamoring to immigrate to Cuba, China, North Korea, Venezuela, North Korea? Communism is the answer to all social problems. Everyone is equal--no racism! Everyone gets free medical care, free education, free housing, and you're guaranteed a job!
#10 yeah, Spotted Hyenas (that's what those are) are better hunters than lions, and they occasionally kill unaccompanied lions...which is part of why lions take any opportunity to kill unprotected hyenas. But the hyenas have a much more successful pack structure so it's not crazy common for lions to get that opportunity, either. Essentially, they hate each other's guts. | Also, lions kill their prey, then eat it. Spotted Hyenas run large prey down, then start with the guts, like dogs, so their prey often gets to enjoy the experience of being eaten before expiring. African wild dogs and the like do this as well. *Shiver* | Oh, and female spotted hyenas have a pseudopenis which is actually their clitoris (among other things)...and they give birth through it. It hurts as much as you imagine giving birth through a penis would. Tearing is...common. Oh, and the labia that would've formed the external portion of the vagina actually fuse into a pseudoscrotum. So male spotted hyenas cannot forcibly copulate with the female spotted hyenas. Yep. | But their pack structure revolves around protecting the weakest members of the pack, rather than eating them (Lions) or abandoning them (wolves) and their pack bonds are incredibly strong, second only to African wild dogs. | Also, a hyena pack is called a clan...or sometimes a "cackle".
#5. Ah, the Dumbass. He never disappoints.
ReplyDeleteYeah, if that had been an Alliator Snapping Turtle, that moron would have forevermore been "the guy missing half his head".
DeleteSnapping turtle is a snapping turtle. They are all ill tempered and dangerous. Granted an old alligator snapping turtle is a thing to behold. Used to fish golf balls out of a course pond with bare feet BUT used a 2" thick pole to probe ahead with. Like a mine field actually. One day 'something bit it through clean. Took up lawn mowing for money after that.
Delete#6 reminds me of my ex trying to give a blowjob...not much movement & a whole lotta teeth!
ReplyDelete#10 is really cool!
ReplyDelete#10 Hyena's always remind me of leftists.....
ReplyDelete#10 Listen to the original version of Bar room Blitz. Fits well.
ReplyDeleteWhy does #10 remind me of a chimp-out at McDonalds?
ReplyDelete#10 Gang wars in Compton?
ReplyDelete1 persistent fucker 2 I volunteer to massage the sore spots 3&5&8 Dumb Ass 4&7 innocent love 10 haha fafo it was all fun and games for the hyenas' until the rest of the pride showed up
ReplyDeleteWhen I see things like #3 and 5 I always think "I hope that hurts you dumb bastard , " am I evil , or just a curmudgeon ?
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ReplyDeleteBuild the wall!!
Build the wall!!
Build the wall!!
-9) Liberal #1: "Lets go out to the border wall and you shimmy up as far as you can, then I'll start the camera as you slide back down and run while I take the video. Then we'll have video "proof" showing how ineffective Trumps wall really is!
ReplyDeleteLiberal #2: Great idea! CNN and MSNBC will pay a lot of cash for a video like that!"
One at a time is better than thousands strolling in at once.
DeleteMissed his chance to make it even more viral by Naruto running.
DeleteWhy aren't people aren't clamoring to immigrate to Cuba, China, North Korea, Venezuela, North Korea? Communism is the answer to all social problems. Everyone is equal--no racism! Everyone gets free medical care, free education, free housing, and you're guaranteed a job!
ReplyDelete#6: Buffin' it out.
ReplyDeleteDad always said a snapping turtle wouldn't let go till it thundered. I wonder if that was just lucky timing?
ReplyDelete#2 Been there, done that! High bar specialist in High School. No wonder my spine is all fuked up!
ReplyDelete#10 yeah, Spotted Hyenas (that's what those are) are better hunters than lions, and they occasionally kill unaccompanied lions...which is part of why lions take any opportunity to kill unprotected hyenas. But the hyenas have a much more successful pack structure so it's not crazy common for lions to get that opportunity, either. Essentially, they hate each other's guts.
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Also, lions kill their prey, then eat it.
Spotted Hyenas run large prey down, then start with the guts, like dogs, so their prey often gets to enjoy the experience of being eaten before expiring. African wild dogs and the like do this as well. *Shiver*
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Oh, and female spotted hyenas have a pseudopenis which is actually their clitoris (among other things)...and they give birth through it. It hurts as much as you imagine giving birth through a penis would. Tearing is...common. Oh, and the labia that would've formed the external portion of the vagina actually fuse into a pseudoscrotum. So male spotted hyenas cannot forcibly copulate with the female spotted hyenas. Yep.
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But their pack structure revolves around protecting the weakest members of the pack, rather than eating them (Lions) or abandoning them (wolves) and their pack bonds are incredibly strong, second only to African wild dogs.
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Also, a hyena pack is called a clan...or sometimes a "cackle".
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DeleteParallel behavior noted in canine, simian and inner-city groups.
(I pull for the cats.)
Well that was incredibly interesting....thank you.
DeleteLooked like the lions got at least one of them.
Deletethe first one came to you from Wisco Dave, didn't it?
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That looks like a badger not a racoon.
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