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Monday, September 27, 2021

Fucked around and found out

A Missouri boy fatally shot an alleged thief with an arrow after catching the man trying to steal a tractor on a family friend’s property, authorities said Tuesday. 
-Joe

11 comments:

  1. Give that boy a medal and I hope he didn't fuck up his arrow.

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    1. I bet the kid knows you don't grab the fletch end and yank it out. You push it all the way through.

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  2. "Authorities said the property has been the site of several recent thefts."

    Not any more.

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  3. We can expect an Executive Order from the Grope House soon: bow-and-arrow control laws.

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  4. Can you believe that anyone can just walk into a sporting goods store and purchase a compound bow, arrows and razor tips with no ID, and then use them to kill someone? [sarcasm off].

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  5. "The property has been the site of several recent thefts".

    Betcha that stops now. If it wasn't all the same guy, any others will take a lesson.

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  6. I can just hear the liberals screaming for bow control now.

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    1. And bans on high-capacity quivers.

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  7. I got curious and googled "archery in modern warfare" and it seems there are still some military units around the world that at least train with archery.
    https://www.quora.com/Are-bows-used-by-any-modern-military-unit-in-combat
    I know there is a fancy Manurhin .357 magnum used by some French special forces so there are still wheel guns in the military too! As always the will to use it is more important than the weapon.

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  8. Will just batteries are stolen on my farm idiots are to stupid to drive, set a randy goat loose on a thief, got in a heap of trouble as the idiot thief had a hip and ribs crushed.

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