#2: The fast-traveling cyclist is at fault in this crash. He is cycling on the pedestrian walkway, but should have been on the cycle-way, which is the arrowed lane on the far right. The man who jumped off the high unicycle is, at that moment, a pedestrian.
African on the bike is clearly in the wrong place, but they be niggers so he will prolly pull is illegal gun and shoot all in sight. Well just cause reparations and shit, you know. Hay dat B how day roll n shit.
Hammock? Never. A woman my wife knows bought one. It broke loose, she fell, and fractured a bone (or something) in her back. Four years, three major operations with hospitalizations, and she is still in so much pain she can barely walk. She is scheduled for yet another major operation that will, this time, fix her problem. Color me skeptical.
#10: Nice Face Plant. But it looks like the boys are gonna have to go BJ-Less till the swelling goes down. Or are they?
ReplyDeleteJust because the ferris-wheel isn't working doesn't mean the whole
Deletepark is shut down....
#4: what goes up must come down.
ReplyDelete#6: Delightfully satisfying.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's why the call it a burn-out...
DeleteProbably trashing a stolen car.
Delete#2: The fast-traveling cyclist is at fault in this crash. He is cycling on the pedestrian walkway, but should have been on the cycle-way, which is the arrowed lane on the far right. The man who jumped off the high unicycle is, at that moment, a pedestrian.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he had to go around that vendor's cart, but it's hard to tell.
DeleteFuck that, he jumped in the way.
DeleteIt would have mattered not at all what lane the cyclist was in.
Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.
I am glad you cleared that up. I will now be able to sleep tonight.
DeleteAfrican on the bike is clearly in the wrong place, but they be niggers so he will prolly pull is illegal gun and shoot all in sight. Well just cause reparations and shit, you know. Hay dat B how day roll n shit.
DeleteOn #10, wonder how that friendship worked out.
ReplyDelete#9 has the right philosophy in life. If you are going to fuck up, make sure you make it look like that was what you intended to do in the first place.
ReplyDelete#7 One spark and travesty.
ReplyDeleteHammock? Never. A woman my wife knows bought one. It broke loose, she fell, and fractured a bone (or something) in her back. Four years, three major operations with hospitalizations, and she is still in so much pain she can barely walk. She is scheduled for yet another major operation that will, this time, fix her problem. Color me skeptical.
ReplyDeleteIs it still Monday?
ReplyDeleteNever mind.
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